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Ringer-x's Recent Statuses
Sat, 13-Nov-21 6:10 PM (2 years ago)
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Verification 2 complete.... Now just need some new naughty picture ideas!
Lucy68, PApda and lennynatural like this
Congrats smile
(2 years ago)
Tease us in your jeans or sweats
(2 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sat, 13-Nov-21 12:20 PM (2 years ago)
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I suppose I should go and at least pretend to do some work for a while!!!!!
whip yes
(2 years ago)
Na Work is overrated
(2 years ago)
Sun, 4-Jul-21 1:48 PM (2 years ago)
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I guess there's been a change to the rules of picture posting.... Seems to have slowed to a trickle!
JessieScott likes this
Sounds about right lol
(2 years ago)
What would speed things up is if people would post them with the right subject and in the correct category.
(2 years ago)
Mr_Vein, Relaxer and ThePadrino like this
Tue, 2-Mar-21 8:42 AM (3 years ago)
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It's playday..
Minus sex tax
(3 years ago)
Sun, 19-Jul-20 3:19 PM (3 years ago)
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Feck... No coffee left!
Better put a pot on.
(3 years ago)
Just made another pot, good to go.
(3 years ago)
DanajustDana likes this
Have a slice of chocolate cake with it.
(3 years ago)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(3 years ago)
Sun, 21-Jun-20 12:39 PM (3 years ago)
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Well that was close - nearly naked and playing when friends arrive unexpected at the door......
Did you invite them in and then keep playing ? ...that's what I do ....might explain why I don't have many friends come to think of it
(3 years ago)
Wed, 10-Jun-20 9:21 AM (3 years ago)
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More coffee reqd to kickstart the day!
Wrong end of the day for coffee for me lol
(3 years ago)
coffee in hand
(3 years ago)
Wed, 7-Aug-19 9:11 AM (4 years ago)
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turned from blue to orange......
You were a Smurf n now an oumpa loumpa? blink
(4 years ago)
Ringer-x and nosanity like this
Ah! Now I know thought technically they're few hours ahead. Happy Anniversary! As you were jerk
(4 years ago)
Though *
(4 years ago)
Mon, 15-Apr-19 5:27 PM (4 years ago)
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Time for a Game - nudity, sex, murder and dragons here I come!!!!
irish25 likes this
Sun, 7-Apr-19 9:30 AM (4 years ago)
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Coffee is coming
scottishperv likes this
eNNjoy your cuppa
(4 years ago)
Fri, 22-Mar-19 7:01 PM (5 years ago)
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All sweaty and dirty...time for a shower!
rhinostool likes this
Sat, 19-Jan-19 11:28 AM (5 years ago)
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Saturday morning coffee and NN's!!!!!
maraff likes this
how very civilised
(5 years ago)
Tue, 27-Nov-18 11:06 AM (5 years ago)
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Horrible cold wet morning outside....guess I better jjust put more coffee on and settle back with NN!
DJSwing likes this
Brandy is recommended in that coffee...
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
I second that! Brandy is good for ya!
(5 years ago)
Sun, 25-Nov-18 12:23 PM (5 years ago)
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I'm not sure how much more coffee I can drink this morning before I start to leak.....
maraff likes this
^pissed again
(5 years ago)
If you are leaking from the eyeballs you are definitely drinking too much!!
(5 years ago)
maraff likes this
Wed, 21-Nov-18 10:58 AM (5 years ago)
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Pancakes 'n' coffee
Yodude85, Ley-dd and BuxomXhunter like this
Yes please...light on the creamer.
(5 years ago)
Pancakes, ice cream 'n' coffee???
(5 years ago)
pancakes, maple syrup 'n' coffeeeeee - it's breakfast time!!!
(5 years ago)
damn it, ok ill skip the condiments then grin
(5 years ago)
Wed, 14-Nov-18 2:40 PM (5 years ago)
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A live help bubble?!?!?!
I was referring to artistics fetish with animations,mista ringer wink
(5 years ago)
lol im nutty for gifs tongue
(5 years ago)
breakin the law.....
(5 years ago)
what with that and all the donkey abuse on 'ere.
(5 years ago)
It's in the way ...I'm already not a fan! Move it away from the post button on pictures, how am I supposed to comment lol
(5 years ago)
kennybee likes this
Fri, 31-Aug-18 4:33 PM (5 years ago)
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and the week-eNNd stats now!
rhinostool likes this
^and welcome to skills school
(5 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
Doh.....
(5 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
^^^^^^I read that in my best Homer Simpson voice^^^^^
(5 years ago)
Ringer-x likes this
Exactly the voice i typed it imagining
(5 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
If you'd like the stats for this weeks weekdays, they will be available in about 3 hours. Thanx for your patients.....Oh wait, you say NOW!!! To bad, you'll have to wait like the rest of'emraspberry
(5 years ago)
Sat, 11-Aug-18 10:44 AM (5 years ago)
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Some poor photoshopping going on...... sad
I have to admit.. they made me laugh lol
(5 years ago)
Artistic and Ringer-x like this
they made me laugh for at least 1,3 y wink
(5 years ago)
coldfish1 and Ringer-x like this
I'm a huge fan of terrible photoshopping
(5 years ago)
shaqila and Ringer-x like this
You have no idea how fun Modding is sometimes K raspberry
(5 years ago)
Ringer-x likes this
but they should be shifted to a locked cat e gory ..... for all to laugh at for all time sakes .... or maybe i just a cunt like that grin
(5 years ago)
shaqila, Ringer-x and NaughtyKat like this
Thu, 12-Jul-18 8:06 AM (5 years ago)
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OK OK - Pancakes burn way too easily when you are also looking at NN!
Do i hear pancakes? tongue Goodmorning Ringer. And a good moring to you sexy Shaq wink xx
(5 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Hondje xoxox Pancakes coming up wink
(5 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
I just got delayed looking.....
(5 years ago)
Well,your culinary expertise is impressive,nonetheless wink
(5 years ago)
LOL!!!
(5 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
Mon, 2-Jul-18 7:21 PM (5 years ago)
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Is watering the garden (with a hose!) actually breaking the law during a hosepipe ban?
Darts12 and rhinostool like this
I've got a hand pressure pump canister unit that has a small hose to it. At a guess, using that does not break the rules...
(5 years ago)
Yes, in NI it is
(5 years ago)
Ducks and hides.....errr... it wasn't me..... errr the bad boy did it!!!!
(5 years ago)
Gosh tracy !..thought it was to do about using a hosepipe..water or not...blink
(5 years ago)
Thu, 28-Jun-18 8:13 AM (5 years ago)
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nom nom nom - coffee, bacon, pancakes and maple syrup!
happyhumper69 likes this
yuk
(5 years ago)
Wed, 27-Jun-18 7:43 AM (5 years ago)
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Coffeeeeeeeeeeeee
Artistic likes this
moooorrree cooofffeee
(5 years ago)
No coffee ohmy
(5 years ago)
Agent_K likes this
holy crap, go buy more beans
(5 years ago)
Its cool. I dont drink it any way tongue
(5 years ago)
i always have in cupboard
(5 years ago)
Sun, 27-May-18 1:22 PM (5 years ago)
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Rain just stopped play......
Wed, 16-May-18 11:40 AM (5 years ago)
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Ed Sheeren soundchecking through my window!
Jener and GottaBeMe like this
You would gotta but after he sang to ya lol
(5 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Only if I had to fuck him for a song. LOL He's just not attractive to me..sorry.
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Ginger minga lol
(5 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I’d neither fuck him nor let him sing for me. But then I’m biased, his music is shite and he is a him
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Tunes are decent but ugly mug
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
Fri, 16-Mar-18 8:19 PM (6 years ago)
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Netflix 'n' chill anyone?
Sangala likes this
- - is NN on Netflix --
(6 years ago)
artlover4u likes this
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