)andy1987asdf's Recent Statuses
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Wed, 6-Sep-17 9:57 PM (6 years ago)
Just got home and someone has broken into my house and stole my limbo trophy... how low can you get ffs
Hey, good morning all
Wed, 13-Jul-16 9:27 PM (7 years ago)
cant believe i have been away from this site for so long, what was i thinking! feel free to drop in by and say hello 
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Wed, 30-Mar-16 3:45 PM (8 years ago)
My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once. But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out.
Mon, 25-Aug-14 10:38 AM (9 years ago)
need advice...what kind of pics do girls like seeing the most? im in the mood to take some new ones x
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Sat, 16-Aug-14 3:50 PM (9 years ago)
whats worse than having a girlfriend with no tits?...... having no girlfriend and tits.
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Wed, 23-Jul-14 9:54 PM (9 years ago)
anyone have the ad for "cam avenue" come up on the side of the page?
Wed, 23-Jul-14 9:19 PM (9 years ago)
ladies always think im staring at them because i think they're hot.....Thats not true......Im staring at them beacuse im creepy.
Tue, 22-Jul-14 6:03 PM (9 years ago)
Is it me or does it seem weird that pinocchio can only get a boner on his nose?
Mon, 21-Jul-14 3:17 PM (9 years ago)
Getting oral off a ugly girl is like rock climbing......You should never look down.
Mon, 21-Jul-14 7:37 AM (9 years ago)
just finished work and feeling horny, anyone like me to cum over there pics? x
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Sun, 13-Jul-14 1:35 AM (9 years ago)
Did you know you are supposed to pull anal beads out slowly? I didn't... I started the wife up like a fucking chainsaw.
Mon, 16-Jun-14 8:58 PM (9 years ago)
My butler is such a dick. He keep telling me to "move out" and to call him "dad"
Sat, 14-Jun-14 1:08 PM (9 years ago)
a quesstion for the lady's..what does it feel like when a guy cum's inside you? and do you enjot it?
Sat, 14-Jun-14 8:07 AM (9 years ago)
feeling horny, any mature women like me to cum over there pics? 
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Wed, 11-Jun-14 2:37 PM (9 years ago)
I never wanted to beleive that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when i got home, all the signs were there.