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fat_one's Recent Statuses
Sat, 7-Sep-13 6:55 AM (10 years ago)
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whos gng to have sex tonite
If I was a gambling man I'd say me....but then I'd probably lose my money, which is probably why I'm not a gambling man. grin
(10 years ago)
<< not likely, or would be in bed not on-line.
(10 years ago)
I'd like to
(10 years ago)
So what we've discovered is NN is for horny people getting none! I've got the parents staying over. Weekend sex ban!!!
(10 years ago)
Oh yes we out later so will be typsy so toys might come out and anal might even be on cards roll on
(10 years ago)
Mon, 5-Aug-13 9:29 AM (10 years ago)
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hi all im back had a holiday
hi one and welcome back
(10 years ago)
go anywhere nice?
(10 years ago)
Sat, 6-Jul-13 10:29 AM (10 years ago)
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hey all how's it hanging
Wed, 3-Jul-13 8:38 AM (10 years ago)
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how are all you sexy ppl tonight
Tue, 2-Jul-13 9:34 AM (10 years ago)
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hello all you sexy ppl how are you all
rhinostool likes this
hi one, am good
(10 years ago)
Sun, 30-Jun-13 10:40 AM (10 years ago)
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got a propper computor now ppl woohoo
Mon, 24-Jun-13 8:32 AM (10 years ago)
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just knocked off thought Id look in and see if everyone is misbehaving smile ah good you are gringringringrin
newbalstar and rhinostool like this
Mon, 24-Jun-13 3:15 AM (10 years ago)
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whats the penalty for not telling that you are going for a shower
we throw ice water over the top
(10 years ago)
Sun, 23-Jun-13 2:17 AM (10 years ago)
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hello world how are you all tday xxx
Fri, 21-Jun-13 10:14 PM (10 years ago)
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hello world how are you all
Cant complain jubbley babe smilesmilex
(10 years ago)
hiya hun, how're you doing?
(10 years ago)
doing fantastic norma thx, how's you?
(10 years ago)
I'm great thanks x
(10 years ago)
Hi sexy norma hows life over there smilegrin xx
(10 years ago)
Thu, 20-Jun-13 9:06 PM (10 years ago)
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morn ppl hows they hanging smile
Slightly to the right
(10 years ago)
Mine is a bit to the left smilesmile
(10 years ago)
Thu, 20-Jun-13 9:03 AM (10 years ago)
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what is everyone doing
rhinostool likes this
Just trying to relax after shitty night shift so I can sleep.
(10 years ago)
Tue, 18-Jun-13 10:17 AM (10 years ago)
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beth hart song bang bang boom boom brilliant song smile
never heard of it
(10 years ago)
Look in youtube jubbley type in bang bang boom boom smile
(10 years ago)
current song? or the flintstones era?
(10 years ago)
It was on Conan show jubbley smile so it pretty recent
(10 years ago)
Tue, 18-Jun-13 9:55 AM (10 years ago)
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an ugly persn went to the beach the other day they got told to leave because the tide was to frightened to come in bwahh ha ha ha hmmmm
send them my way. the full tide kills the waves.
(10 years ago)
In most cases i would agree ben,but some breaks benefit from a higher tide mostly rocck breaks smile
(10 years ago)
Mon, 17-Jun-13 9:12 PM (10 years ago)
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getting colder ppl only 2 degrees this morn brrrrrrr grin
summer here ha ha
(10 years ago)
lucky you!.....-5 degrees here and wrapped in blankets in front of a fire!....Its nice th! xx
(10 years ago)
Ill come join you then chanelle itll beat freezingy arse off in this truck gringrin
(10 years ago)
poor you...it's 23 here....hoping to set up the air conditioner soon
(10 years ago)
Mon, 17-Jun-13 9:09 PM (10 years ago)
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getting colder pplo
Mon, 17-Jun-13 9:50 AM (10 years ago)
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watching top gear apocalypse funny as a fart in an elevator gringringrin
rhinostool and Aussie_Couple like this
What channel??
(10 years ago)
dont fart in an elevator
(10 years ago)
Dvd mate gringringrin
(10 years ago)
Ok.... Thanks...
(10 years ago)
Sun, 16-Jun-13 10:43 PM (10 years ago)
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sun just coming up getting warmer now grin
Sun, 16-Jun-13 7:02 PM (10 years ago)
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bit bloody cold this morn ppl only 4 degrees brrr
91 here
(10 years ago)
feel better already jubbley babe smile
(10 years ago)
Wed, 12-Jun-13 1:59 AM (10 years ago)
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what are the benefits of being a varified member
Whats that shield with an s in it is that standard member
(10 years ago)
I don't think there's a benefit to it, just other ways to sort by for premium members. if you're real people can tell, imo
(10 years ago)
that's a 5 year badge
(10 years ago)
Thanx jubbley babe i been here 6 years now gringrin
(10 years ago)
6.7 to be exact..if you scroll the mouse over the badge it shows how long
(10 years ago)
Wed, 12-Jun-13 12:42 AM (10 years ago)
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do you have to bea premium member to be verified
Thankyou ppl luv you all xxx
(10 years ago)
the biggest rule missed is making sure EVERYONE who has been shown in your gallery is in the verification pic at the same time
(10 years ago)
Yeah....Make sure everyone you posted pics of and fucked have been verified.
(10 years ago)
Does that mean th woman thats in a cpl of pics has to be in it
(10 years ago)
Thats exactly what it means FO
(10 years ago)
Tue, 11-Jun-13 11:02 AM (10 years ago)
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just put up a cpl of pics not very good ones
Tue, 11-Jun-13 9:21 AM (10 years ago)
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side or underneeth
Tue, 11-Jun-13 9:21 AM (10 years ago)
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do you measure cock size along the top
Tue, 11-Jun-13 7:16 AM (10 years ago)
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i thought i was wrong but i was mistaken smile
bettysswollocks likes this
maybe you simply erred.
(10 years ago)
I thought you were indecisive but now not so sure
(10 years ago)
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