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thommorr's Recent Statuses
Sun, 20-Jan-19 1:34 PM (5 years ago)
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Any UK peeps wanna chat or video call? I'm horny as fuck here!
Sat, 19-Jan-19 2:09 PM (5 years ago)
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Anyone in UK up for some phone or video call fun?
Mon, 20-Nov-17 9:20 AM (6 years ago)
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Enjoying having a lazy Monday off!
Thu, 10-Nov-16 9:23 AM (7 years ago)
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If you're happy and you know it, touch your toes!
......with yer tongue..
(7 years ago)
Boobs get in the way tongue
(7 years ago)
me guts are in the way.
(7 years ago)
Fri, 14-Oct-16 9:18 AM (7 years ago)
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I only came in to procrastinate, instead I find I masturbate!
naughtyteasel likes this
That's an officially recognised NN condition called procrasturbation
(7 years ago)
Go you. xx Lyn xx
(7 years ago)
Wed, 28-Sep-16 3:16 PM (7 years ago)
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I feel physically and mentally exhausted!
Wine is the answer to everfink, if that dont work eat a kebab
(7 years ago)
Fri, 23-Sep-16 4:07 PM (7 years ago)
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Just got a text from the wife telling me she's coming home to fuck me! Longest half hour of my life!!!!!!!!!
A half hour. Try waiting 20 years & then another 17....
(7 years ago)
Gives you a half hour to get the girlfriend dressed and moving.
(7 years ago)
I had a letter from my ex wife's solicitor 19 years ago that said the same....she did...; )
(7 years ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Fri, 23-Sep-16 8:20 AM (7 years ago)
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Has anyone ever seen someone they know in real life on here? And how would you approach that?
rhinostool likes this
Tra hun
(7 years ago)
Not yet wink
(7 years ago)
yep....the one above me wink
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
Well, apart from planned meetings, no tongue
(7 years ago)
lol well he didnt specify when or how tongue
(7 years ago)
Fri, 16-Sep-16 1:07 PM (7 years ago)
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Counting down to beer o'clock
Fri, 19-Aug-16 2:18 PM (7 years ago)
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*walks in and drops towel! Who wants to bend over and pick it up for me?
iowawantit likes this
Tricky bugger! I already sent you the Nudles.
(7 years ago)
How do I send them back?
(7 years ago)
Ohh, no...please don't send them back. Simply enjoy a day of premium....and remember to look at kirk's pics in BIG PIC mode.
(7 years ago)
PApda likes this
didya send eye protection too?
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Haha that's too kind!
(7 years ago)
Sun, 8-May-16 10:04 AM (7 years ago)
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I've posted a few tribute pics for tomtaylor79. Let me know what you think.
Nice pics! Would love a tribute for my wife
(7 years ago)
Thu, 21-Apr-16 7:43 AM (7 years ago)
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Hungover and horny! The inseparable couple!
mrfrankiejohn and happy_belle like this
one head raging, the other enraged
(7 years ago)
Wed, 30-Mar-16 10:30 AM (8 years ago)
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I'm standing for my local erection!
Tue, 29-Mar-16 7:59 AM (8 years ago)
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anyone feeling horny and fancy a chat? PM me.
Always horny
(8 years ago)
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Tue, 23-Feb-16 9:01 AM (8 years ago)
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i know it never gets me anywhere but no harm trying! anyone wanna chat? pm me for my number.
Mon, 22-Feb-16 9:11 AM (8 years ago)
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cock in one hand, phone in the other. anyone in UK wanna chat?
mutlti taskin eh?
(8 years ago)
Chuck-81 likes this
is that the phone or cock in the profile pic?
(8 years ago)
Wed, 9-Dec-15 8:45 AM (8 years ago)
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wife left me home alone and horny this morning! anyone wanna message me for a chat?
damn thats the sexiest thing ive read on this site!
(8 years ago)
I know the score wink
(8 years ago)
..and do ya want yer bj before or after yer cornies?
(8 years ago)
i think ive just decided i could use a live in maid service! you've past the interview!
(8 years ago)
yippee.....send my first month's wages in advance,as agreed then..
(8 years ago)
Fri, 27-Nov-15 2:39 PM (8 years ago)
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weekends here!
Tue, 27-Oct-15 3:39 PM (8 years ago)
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anyone in UK. PM me for phone chat?
Mon, 28-Sep-15 2:03 PM (8 years ago)
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new pics. would appreciate some feedback/comments.
Nice
(8 years ago)
Mon, 28-Sep-15 1:02 PM (8 years ago)
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anyone in uk wanna call me while i finish this off?
Darts12 likes this
Mon, 28-Sep-15 12:54 PM (8 years ago)
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new pics hope you like them!
Sat, 19-Sep-15 12:24 PM (8 years ago)
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new pic!
Tue, 19-May-15 9:03 PM (8 years ago)
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cock in one hand phone in the other. anyone wanna join in?
I'll join you got my hard cock in my hand to shame your not here could wank each other off.
(8 years ago)
Mon, 18-May-15 11:12 AM (8 years ago)
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*peeks in and realises he hasn't been in for a while!
Hello thom smile smile xxoo.............smile smile..............hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
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