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	slapenis

Tue, 16-Dec-14 4:30 PM (9 years ago)

tip

who's ready for a freshly shaved hard cock

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	lynskey

*hugs JG and cries uncontrollably* "He lied to me .woe is me!!!!"

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

the wedding plans,the cake, the invitations,gone ....gone......

(9 years ago)

	Jersey_Girl

There, there, my lovely. Don't cry. Hairy body parts about in this paradise; ) xox

(9 years ago)

	Jersey_Girl

*abound lol

(9 years ago)

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	myylife

^ hugs sweety ^^^

xoxo

(9 years ago)

	slapenis

Thu, 14-Aug-14 3:51 AM (9 years ago)

tip

I love being outside at night naked

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	Hick Chick Deluxe

kinda thought that but wasn't sure......thing is we don't have skeeters just Ticks

(9 years ago)

	8inchpiercedcock

Eeeew! Lime disease!

(9 years ago)

	Hick Chick Deluxe

actually not many folks get that around here 8"

(9 years ago)

	8inchpiercedcock

Weehw!

(9 years ago)

	slapenis

hick chic I'll be right behind you you

(9 years ago)

	slapenis

Wed, 5-Feb-14 4:07 AM (10 years ago)

tip

someone say pussy

	steelrat60

pussy

(10 years ago)

	jfun131

did someone say hog-rida?

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

so whats the problem

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Sun, 1-Dec-13 5:44 AM (10 years ago)

tip

whos pic to toss it to hmmmm

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	slapenis

thanks tex angel

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

thank you jubbly

(10 years ago)

	dodoo

trying to make me think these people have blocked me you are wrong

(10 years ago)

	thigh_wedge

but you did think about it for a minute, ill give him half a point for creativity

(10 years ago)

	her1996

ranger think pull the other leg

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Fri, 15-Nov-13 2:58 AM (10 years ago)

tip

i am a certified camel jockey. also a clam digger

	slapenis

Fri, 15-Nov-13 12:17 AM (10 years ago)

tip

i must have hit my prostrate just right with my plug, i almost creamed my jeans.

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	BuckNayked

tell more instantly??

(10 years ago)

	Me1vin

You have a hole in the back of your jeans obviously.

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

what more is there to tell

(10 years ago)

	Hick Chick Deluxe

yup what jubbley said

(10 years ago)

	juicy

congrats!

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Sun, 10-Nov-13 4:02 AM (10 years ago)

tip

i think im allergic to water

	quietmicpl

oh your poor wife. that could get stinky.

(10 years ago)

	lennynatural

put some whisky in it

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

yeah everytime i get in the shower and start washing, my penis swells up, its the damnest thing.

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Sun, 10-Nov-13 2:00 AM (10 years ago)

tip

i wish i had x ray vision

	dodoo

on here you dont need it

(10 years ago)

	Aussie_Couple

eew I don't, imagine seeing dirty arse cracks at the shops. lol Miss A_C

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Wed, 6-Nov-13 3:48 AM (10 years ago)

tip

anyone up for mouth wrestling my bald headed champ

	slapenis

Tue, 5-Nov-13 3:47 AM (10 years ago)

tip

girl look at that body

	JediMasterBater

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah!

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Lol

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Tue, 5-Nov-13 3:29 AM (10 years ago)

tip

tonights special is a two for one lick and stick

	slapenis

Tue, 5-Nov-13 3:25 AM (10 years ago)

tip

up and down a nd in and out

	slapenis

its got to come out

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Mon, 4-Nov-13 3:28 AM (10 years ago)

tip

i was told that with my beard i look like adam levine no shave november

	tight_wet_lips

well he is a nice looking man.

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Wed, 30-Oct-13 2:38 AM (10 years ago)

tip

I am a sexy xxxxx... yeah baby!

	slapenis

Tue, 29-Oct-13 3:10 AM (10 years ago)

tip

lucky me i got a bj on the drive home

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	slapenis

Got give her something to get something

(10 years ago)

	JZ5150

I do all the time and still nothing!

(10 years ago)

	tight_wet_lips

A bj is one of the most personal ways to show a man that you want him. Exploring a man with lips and tongue is erotic and sensual. Give a great bj and the man will never forget it

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

LOL keep trying

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

I want one Twl , it could be a early Xmas presentation

jk You are right about oral stimulation

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Sun, 27-Oct-13 2:52 AM (10 years ago)

tip

are you still master of your domain

	rockhard_one3214

just give me a second while I ask my wife.

(10 years ago)

	free2bladyV

thats funny rocky!

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

I guess not if you have to ask lol

(10 years ago)

	myylife

true that ,slap

(10 years ago)

	myylife

but ,rock is cool

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Tue, 22-Oct-13 11:27 AM (10 years ago)

tip

first time to clear lake

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	lennynatural

I've been to crystal lake, it was anything but crystal.

(10 years ago)

	kricket187

<<slasherholic

(10 years ago)

	tight_wet_lips

The only slasher movie I truly did like is the Texas Chainsaw movie. Even the one with Jessica Biehl

(10 years ago)

	Mr.FX

ha ha ha ha ..... chi chi chi chi *looms behind shrubbery*

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Buddy holly ritchie valens plane crash site

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Tue, 22-Oct-13 4:09 AM (10 years ago)

tip

traveling to clear lake iowa tomorrow with a hotel stay

	fults

first time in a hotel?

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Fri, 18-Oct-13 5:39 PM (10 years ago)

tip

i so luv girls in yoga pants

	chrisvito

Nice tool dude!

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

yeah im pretty proud of it.

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Fri, 18-Oct-13 2:59 AM (10 years ago)

tip

you can lick my balls

	tight_wet_lips

Did you wash them?

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

there clean maybe we could try rubbing them around on your tight wet lips

(10 years ago)

	tight_wet_lips

good reply.

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

lol

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Thu, 17-Oct-13 4:09 AM (10 years ago)

tip

so tired .. wet dreams nn community

	slapenis

Thu, 10-Oct-13 3:27 AM (10 years ago)

tip

checking out nude pics before i go to sleep

	slapenis

Thu, 10-Oct-13 12:26 AM (10 years ago)

tip

driving around town with my butt plug in

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	legz69

Imagine if you had an accident and had to go to the hospital!

(10 years ago)

	Callydarling

ok i just have to ask....whats the big thrill??

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

it is the thrill of being out in public . lol @ the speed bumps.

(10 years ago)

	lennynatural

remember to take it out before you go potty

(10 years ago)

	fantasm

furlough affects people in strange ways!

(10 years ago)

	slapenis

Fri, 27-Sep-13 12:21 AM (10 years ago)

tip

for some reason i can no longer see a pic i uploaded this morning what da fuk

	slapenis

Wed, 25-Sep-13 4:10 PM (10 years ago)

tip

cruising the highway , with my cock hanging out. Giving the other drivers a peek

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