)MF4U4fun's Recent Statuses
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Wed, 1-Jun-11 4:29 AM (12 years ago)
The sun goes down at the end of the day. Men should learn from that.
Tue, 31-May-11 1:56 PM (12 years ago)
Going in & out of air-conditioned buildings...nipples are getting a work-out doing push ups
Mon, 16-May-11 5:09 PM (13 years ago)
Just busted a guy sending me fake pics of "himself". I am so please with myself right now I could cum.
Sun, 15-May-11 4:59 PM (13 years ago)
I want a man who's half Australian and half French. He could go down under and French kiss me.
Wed, 11-May-11 3:46 PM (13 years ago)
I think a great euphemism for multiple orgasms is "riding the rapids
Tue, 10-May-11 5:48 PM (13 years ago)
lagnaf9696 just made me feel all warm and sexy! It is going to be a great day
Mon, 9-May-11 5:10 PM (13 years ago)
Trying to write but nothing will come. I need a stiff injection of muse.
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Sun, 8-May-11 11:25 PM (13 years ago)
Hey Guys....Need a last minute gift for mom or the wife? Put the toilet seat down
Sun, 8-May-11 1:55 PM (13 years ago)
Mother's day breakfast from kids: bowl of Fruit Loops, Eggo waffles with syrup, toast with strawberry preserves, glass of Coke. Enough sugar to put me in a diabetic coma.
Fri, 6-May-11 4:08 PM (13 years ago)
The hardest part of letting go of someone you love is the splat they make when they hit the ground
Thu, 5-May-11 4:04 PM (13 years ago)
Caution: On Cinco de Mayo I've been known to hang around behind glory holes with a handful of crushed red pepper flakes
Sat, 30-Apr-11 1:31 AM (13 years ago)
Royal wedding. Big deal. William & Kate kissed on a balcony. I got fingered on a stoop once, and no one threw ME a parade
Thu, 7-Apr-11 6:20 PM (13 years ago)
If the US government shuts down, we'll just have to screw ourselves
Sat, 2-Apr-11 10:51 AM (13 years ago)
Some soft music to start your day smoothly 01 Spanish Fandango_ Both Sides Now_ Wheels.mp3 - 6.97MB
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Sat, 2-Apr-11 10:48 AM (13 years ago)
Good morning to all of you just getting up. Good night to you all night party people just going to bed. Me? I'm boring. Going off to work.
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Fri, 1-Apr-11 2:46 PM (13 years ago)
I think the saddest April Fools' joke is thinking there's only one day we devote to lying to each other.
Wed, 30-Mar-11 4:40 PM (13 years ago)
The line between "my boyfriend is a musician" and "I have a squatter" is razor-thin.
Tue, 29-Mar-11 4:56 PM (13 years ago)
If there's one piece of relationship advice I can give, it's to find someone who makes you laugh while their huge cock is inside you.
Tue, 16-Nov-10 6:17 PM (13 years ago)
It's no coincidence that piss and life come from the same hole.
Sat, 13-Nov-10 4:12 PM (13 years ago)
If I find a positive pregnancy test in the trash, do I have to report it to someone?… What if it's crying?
Fri, 12-Nov-10 3:02 AM (13 years ago)
If it walks like a duck, but doesn't talk like a duck; it probably just had anal.
