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piston slap's Recent Statuses
Sat, 4-Jan-14 6:17 AM (10 years ago)
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Meanwhile,back in humdrum suburbia,63yr old Alfie Noakes reclines on his sofa and contemplates his new year resolutions...should he continue masquerading on newbienudes as HellaciouslyHornyHilda? Hmmm
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Fri, 12-Oct-12 2:41 AM (11 years ago)
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Meanwhile,back at the ranch,55yr old Barry Dickson,posing on Newbienudes as BlondeBettyBlockbusterBazookas(orBBBB for short),puffs contemplatively on his pipe and thanks his dear old mum for the tea.
Are you trying to hint that some of the people here aren't real? You're gonna burst my bubble. smile
(11 years ago)
OMGOSH noooo???
(11 years ago)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(11 years ago)
Gotta say though....tea sure does sound lovely.
(11 years ago)
scones with jam and cream... gawd haven't had them is soooo long. Miss A_C
(11 years ago)
Tue, 20-Sep-11 7:34 AM (12 years ago)
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'The last time i saw Roger was last year at the Boxing Day Test.He'd turned into such a fat,normal yobbo cunt,and he did that chanting yobs do,like"Ooh aahh,Glenn Mcgrath"..Life got you in the end,pal
and who is Roger?
(12 years ago)
Mon, 19-Sep-11 6:21 AM (12 years ago)
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'Sell-out and be like me..A quarter-acre suburban lot and a nice color tv..I threw away my skateboard and got a Commodore,by jingo..I'm sitting in it,right about now,with exhaust pipe in the window.'
oh god can i buy it um when your finished with it
(12 years ago)
Fri, 19-Aug-11 10:46 AM (12 years ago)
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'Eventually me and a friend sorta drifted along into s&m,i can take about an hour on the tower of power,long as i gets a little golden shower.'
ToughBitch likes this
whats a tower of power exactly?? sounds like something l would like....*lix*
(12 years ago)
It ties you up so that you are helpless and can be easily intimidated,manipulated and dominated during sex...i think the CIA also used 'em at Guantanamo to interrogate prisoners.
(12 years ago)
Sun, 14-Aug-11 1:35 PM (12 years ago)
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'Do women know about shrinkage?'
yeah, it's what happens to a hard cock when it sees me naked
(12 years ago)
If they watch sienfeld they do!!
(12 years ago)
lb that would not be true for me!
(12 years ago)
Sun, 7-Aug-11 6:30 AM (12 years ago)
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'You see Elaine,Billy was a simple country boy,you might say a cockeyed optimist,who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.'
um
(12 years ago)
Tue, 26-Jul-11 1:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Birdy num nums!
Love that film!
(12 years ago)
Thu, 14-Jul-11 12:48 PM (12 years ago)
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'There is one thing you should learn,when there is no one else to turn to,call for Super Chicken..call for Super Chicken..BAKKAW!!!!
marko1oo likes this
Thu, 30-Jun-11 11:51 AM (12 years ago)
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'Wait a minute,somethings happening in my pants...in the front this time.'
lol a feret in your pants?
(12 years ago)
I'm not Richard Gere....and fyi that was a Gerbil....named Lemmewinks...he really loved that little critter...some say too much.
(12 years ago)
Thu, 30-Jun-11 7:51 AM (12 years ago)
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'These go to eleven'
um?
(12 years ago)
cricketers?
(12 years ago)
Soccer (oops, football)!!
(12 years ago)
Tue, 28-Jun-11 12:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Lois:' You know,i'm not wearing any panties' Peter: 'Don't worry,we can always throw that chair out.'
CumpigChristy likes this
Sat, 25-Jun-11 5:42 AM (12 years ago)
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Do you get right into 'the zone' when you spank that little chimp?
huh?
(12 years ago)
Sat, 25-Jun-11 2:13 AM (12 years ago)
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What's that Skip?..Two hikers lost in the Aussie bush?..Where Skip?
loosemook likes this
I cant translate the noise into text but I assure you I just did the "tt ttt ttt tttt tttt" you know what I mean lol
(12 years ago)
Tue, 21-Jun-11 8:38 AM (12 years ago)
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'Do you remember Rock'N'Roll Radio?'
col66 likes this
Nope
(12 years ago)
we have solid gold over here they play rock n roll
(12 years ago)
The Ramones
(12 years ago)
I remember Radio Caroline. lol
(12 years ago)
Tue, 21-Jun-11 6:51 AM (12 years ago)
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Ca plane pour moi
looks that up in the aussie dictionary
(12 years ago)
Its not bad for me either
(12 years ago)
Plastic Bertrand
(12 years ago)
Tue, 21-Jun-11 5:52 AM (12 years ago)
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'So,is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?'
More like waving your arm around in a warm room....
(12 years ago)
Sun, 19-Jun-11 6:42 AM (12 years ago)
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'Patsy hasn't eaten since 1974.' Eddie
I have a half eaten muesli bar, left over from last week, she can have.
(12 years ago)
Thu, 16-Jun-11 2:52 PM (12 years ago)
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What's the go with cockfights?...do they fight in different divisions,or are they all assumed to be bantam-weights?
freekforpussy likes this
Mon, 6-Jun-11 8:42 AM (12 years ago)
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"I'm disturbed,i'm depressed,i'm inadequate......i got it all!"
not quite read my blog please
(12 years ago)
Good I've been trying to get rid of it for days.
(12 years ago)
Wed, 1-Jun-11 8:29 AM (12 years ago)
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'The question is,are you still master of your domain?'
Nope but I am a hell of a mistress!
(12 years ago)
i am the overlord fear me and my cookie minions
(12 years ago)
Wed, 25-May-11 1:23 PM (12 years ago)
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'You know if you take everything i've ever done in my entire life and condense it down into one day..it looks decent !'
Tue, 24-May-11 6:19 AM (12 years ago)
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'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!'
NerdyBird and Gorp100 like this
Our chief weapon is suprise, fear and suprise...
(12 years ago)
Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....
(12 years ago)
Do either of you two possess a shwubbery?
(12 years ago)
Tue, 17-May-11 2:24 AM (12 years ago)
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'At the age of fourteen a zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum,it's breathtaking...i highly suggest you try it.'
You should try waxing, that is also breathtaking lol
(12 years ago)
ya theres nothing like getting your hiar ripped out of your balls lol...
(12 years ago)
Fri, 6-May-11 10:21 AM (12 years ago)
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Not drowning,waving.
freekforpussy likes this
waving back.
(12 years ago)
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