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Tue, 7-Feb-12 3:01 AM (12 years ago)
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Horny_Hot_Milf needs her yellow shield..!! will this speed it up..!!
wow that was fast
(12 years ago)
whats the yellow shield ?
(12 years ago)
means your a verified member
(12 years ago)
verified member snow
(12 years ago)
Good luck. We have been waiting on ours for almost four months and going now..
(12 years ago)
means you are not a fake, like tuxedojunction, who is really tuxina, the hottest Hooters girl in Cleveland smile
(12 years ago)
ohh opps i guess i should do that at some point ...?
(12 years ago)
so u take a pic with ur name and then what ?
(12 years ago)
I can't wait to see you do your Hooters encrusted verification pics Tux. Too hot for Cleveland!!
(12 years ago)
you dont have to, but it makes it easier for you not to get alot of people saying oh your not a verified member? then your not real
(12 years ago)
Mark, i cant find orange shorts to fit over my fat ass LOL
(12 years ago)
whysper did you post verification pics?
(12 years ago)
I think I'm gonna HUUUURRRRLLLL
(12 years ago)
ROTFLMAO
(12 years ago)
Lots of people search by verified pics only too....
(12 years ago)
i have some orange and black mma shorts
(12 years ago)
they have to be tight, like hot pants. for some reason, Mark wants me to dress up like a Hooters girl
(12 years ago)
It's from the constantly rolling down the hill in a barrell...and hitting my head on the rocks repeatedly. I'm a bit deranged.
(12 years ago)
<<<<<<<<<<<<<< will never be able to go to hooters again
(12 years ago)
I....umm....*leaves status*
(12 years ago)
Agreed Howlin...if I ever go there and have visons of Tux I'm gonna gouge my eyes out with some buffalo wings.
(12 years ago)
Mark. you better come up with a new fantasy. we just sent Hooters out of business and MissOwl running for the door unsure
(12 years ago)
*runs to the kirkj eye bleach*
(12 years ago)
uh oh. been demoted to kirkj level sad
(12 years ago)
Oppsss...Owl went running for the door while we were talking about Hooters....coincidence, I think not. (Owl/Hooters) smile
(12 years ago)
Lol! I think it would be amusing to see Tux at hooters grin Though, I dont think he'd get hired, his boobs wont touch the wall before his nose wink
(12 years ago)
unfortunately MissOwl, my nose touches first no matter what
(12 years ago)
no tux it was just the closest thing I could grab. I would much rather see you in orange shortswink
(12 years ago)
I don`t have tight orange shorts, but I dohave a tight black leather mini skirt you can borrow - if Mark will let you smile Lacey
(12 years ago)
*whew* one step ahead of kirkj, cool wink Lacey, we might could do something with that smile
(12 years ago)
* just had that all over squirm like when you step on a snake*
(12 years ago)
My new name for you is Tux J....amuses me something fierce.
(12 years ago)
dammit, i am laughing so hard i cant think grin
(12 years ago)
Maybe Tuxj would be better....then people will catch on quicker. (Lacey doesn't even know who kirk is...I haven't wanted to taint her)
(12 years ago)
Lmao, sorry tux. I may be partly responsible for this.
(12 years ago)
it would be best if Lacey remained untainted by that, you are right Mark
(12 years ago)
still laughing like a fool
(12 years ago)
dont worry about it Scorpio. its all good. MARK - I just caught on to what you were referring to!!!!! LMAO you sick buzzard
(12 years ago)
Nope Scorp, you are 100% responsible for this....and thank you!!!
(12 years ago)
Looks like I`m missing something here. sad Lacey
(12 years ago)
Lacey, you don't want to know about Kirk, trust me.
(12 years ago)
OMG I have just been so tooled on LOL
(12 years ago)
It's the newest sport, didn't ya know?
(12 years ago)
Lacey, please go check out Roxanne's ice cube pics.
(12 years ago)
join in Roxanne smile this is funny as hell
(12 years ago)
WTF?? I just realized what the "j" stands for in kirkj.....
(12 years ago)
No!! dont do it Mark
(12 years ago)
I'll bite - what does the "j" in kirkj stand for?
(12 years ago)
The j is for junction.....It's kirkjunction!! smile
(12 years ago)
you absolute, oh damn you Mark LMAO
(12 years ago)
lmao
(12 years ago)
This whole thing has made me giggle.
(12 years ago)
kirkjunction junction whats his function...
(12 years ago)
Schoolhouse Rock!!!!!!!!!!!
(12 years ago)
lmao oh lordy
(12 years ago)
feckin priceless Scorpio
(12 years ago)
Here's another one for Tux.....I'm just a Bill, yes I'm only a Bill and I'm going to Capitol Hill....
(12 years ago)
oohhh, my belly hurts from laughin so hard damn.
(12 years ago)