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Tue, 20-Apr-21 6:51 PM (3 years ago)
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You've seen this status a thousand times and more before, but daaamn I'm so horny these days. I'll make it more interesting by adding some random fact: Kangaroos can't fart
😂😂 interesting...
(3 years ago)
DDDDemon likes this
- - and emus cant walk backwards - -
(3 years ago)
DDDDemon and lennynatural like this
Just read that also kangaroos can't walk backwards!! I was looking for your emu random fact and I found kangaroos in the same sentence
(3 years ago)
lennynatural and whipman-uk like this
Owls can't fart, either.
(3 years ago)
DDDDemon likes this
*Makes notes for the next pub quiz.
(3 years ago)
whipman-uk and DDDDemon like this
Kangaroos make poor pets because when you're with friends and cut the cheese you can't blame it on the kangaroo. Dogs are better pets because you can always blame them for any unpleasant smells
(3 years ago)
DDDDemon likes this
emitting from yourself.
(3 years ago)
DDDDemon likes this
horse can't vomit
(3 years ago)
Nor can rats. That's why the Omega rat has to try any new food source first in case it's toxic.
(3 years ago)