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	SmC_052019

Sun, 16-Dec-18 2:47 AM (5 years ago)

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Really bored and not tired enough to go sleep, someone chat with me!

Maybe more than just chat casually?

xoxo -S

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	Indistinct

Nothing worse than raging insomnia and boredom. Uggggh.

(5 years ago)

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	SmC_052019

@indistinct exactly my 2 problems right now

(5 years ago)

	TheSpoutinHead

Masturbate feverishly... you’ll sleep then!!

(5 years ago)

	Indistinct

Yeah... I feel your pain. I could stay out of trouble and suggest cleaning out your sink traps or something... but I'd find a way to get in trouble with even that... lol

(5 years ago)

	TheSpoutinHead

** Ouch!! **

(5 years ago)

	Indistinct

I mean, I could have suggested more than 'casual' chatting... but then I'd get awkward, and then it would get awkward... and it would be... what's the word I'm looking for...?

(5 years ago)

	steelrat60

Awkward???

(5 years ago)

	steelrat60

I dunno, we just met... I think it's too soon for that level of intimacy

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

@indistinct and steelrat60 lmao hahaha awkward it fine, I'm no better.

(5 years ago)

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	Indistinct

I... um..... it's..... I guess..... might be.... maybe... Nah, can't be awkward. Could it?

(5 years ago)

	Indistinct

True social awkward dorks look at me and say - no, don't compare us to him... that dude is way screwed up. I'm just sayin'...

(5 years ago)

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	steelrat60

'I'm just dis guy, you know

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

@indistinct awwwwhhh noooo lol, I'm sorry. I can be pretty bad to, I get a studder.

(5 years ago)

	TheSpoutinHead

A little Gwen Stefani, izzit??

(5 years ago)

	steelrat60

buh buh buh baby you just aint seen n-n-nuthin yet

(5 years ago)

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	steelrat60

sounds cute

(5 years ago)

	Indistinct

Thanks steel, now I have to leave a pretty ladies status to go listen to a song... talk about awkward!

(5 years ago)

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	TheSpoutinHead

That’s a merge of “stud” and “stutter!”

(5 years ago)

	steelrat60

You must be a BTO fan, Indi

(5 years ago)

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	Indistinct

If SmC had big brown eyes... I would have popped a cork. LOL

(5 years ago)

	TheSpoutinHead

“Randy Bachmann RULZ!!”

(5 years ago)

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	SmC_052019

@steelrat60 just realized I spelled that wrong, guess I had a blonde moment again lol, but when it comes to females, a girl has never said no to me...

(5 years ago)

	Indistinct

And SmC, since we have been very rude in your status... um... if you are not familiar, listen to Bachman-Turner Overdrive, You Ain't seen Nothin' Yet

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

@steelrat60 so I guess you could say I'm some type of a stud, also never had a man say no to me, except once. And that is my husband, apparently I gave him blue balls, I offered to fix it w/ a bj

(5 years ago)

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	SmC_052019

....he denied because we'd only been dating exclusively for a day or 2, he was trying to be a gentleman, now he says he regrets it lmao

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

@indistinct I know the song, my mom listened to them religiously.

(5 years ago)

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	TheSpoutinHead

Ah, gawd... my fossilized dick just fell off!!

“I’m frakkin’ ANCIENT...”

(5 years ago)

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	Indistinct

SmC, there is NO WAY you are still bored after all this bafoonery... lol

(5 years ago)

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	steelrat60

I have said no... quite recently. I was tired, I had a headache and my back hurt... I wonder if it's PMS

(5 years ago)

	steelrat60

Yes, spout, yes we are

(5 years ago)

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	SmC_052019

@indistinct Im still sort of bored, I was hoping to trade pics with someone but if no one really wants to....

(5 years ago)

	SirV

I could go for a sexy little convo!

(5 years ago)

	steelrat60

all my pics are posted here... I have none to trade

(5 years ago)

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	Indistinct

You're still bored.

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

@indistinct not entirely, I got some good laughs and this is interesting lol

(5 years ago)

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	thekid53

i would but i am probably going to bed soon

(5 years ago)

	Indistinct

Good! I think. Wait... we are awkward idiots with an attention span of about 15 seconds... and we are entertaining... I think SmC just called us 1 step below circus monkeys! I think...

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

Indi, no no no I promise I didn't I'm so sorry

I don't even like monkies. I think they smell and they apparently throw poop at you, who likes that?! **Not kink shaming**

(5 years ago)

	thekid53

i was told a trained monkey could do my job before. so theres that

(5 years ago)

	Indistinct

None taken SmC. I deal with people all day long... and the average person is 3 steps below circus monkeys. We are awkward idiots though... I can verify that.

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

Kid, that's just kinda sad, what do you do astronaut?

(5 years ago)

	thekid53

machinist

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

Or do you just eat bananas for a living? Can't imagine monkies doing much else

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

Yeah I can't imagine a monkey doing that. Unless monkey they meant big hair, ugly, stinky man.

(5 years ago)

	thekid53

well i am all those things, but mostly ugly

(5 years ago)

	Indistinct

Hahahaha

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

Indi, well that sucks, I guess I'm 3 steps below a circus monkey then.

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

Indi, hun, if y'all are awkward idiots I am too.

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

No one is really unlgy to me. It's just how you present yourself.

(5 years ago)

	Indistinct

Nah, you ain't average. Trust me. (And no, I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night...)

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

Ugly* I guess I suck at typing tonight gah lee

(5 years ago)

	thekid53

yea, you dont know me well enough yet then

(5 years ago)

	steelrat60

everyone has beauty...

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

Hahahaha that's a good one Indi, and how do you know I'm not average... I wear tight fitting legging and drink Starbucks, sounds pretty average to me. What's not average about me?

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

Thanks you steel, exactly what I was trying to get at.

(5 years ago)

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	Indistinct

We are wonderful, beautiful, awkward idiots... and I wouldn't have it any other way!

(5 years ago)

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	SmC_052019

Good, I wouldn't either, the most interesting people you'll ever meet!

(5 years ago)

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	Indistinct

Wait... tight fitting leggings (Oh... My... Gawd...)... and... something something, something else... tight fitting you say? *drools*... ***ahem, composure...*** wait... what?

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

What is it Indi, cat catch your tounge? I love everything my leggingings though, I wear them with my tight tank tops around the house a lot, would you wanna see? I could post a picture?

(5 years ago)

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	Indistinct

Oh, I bet they ain't THAT tight... (wink wink)... and I bet the tank tops aren't that tight (cough wink cough)... I bet they don't show anything... (leggings showing gap or tank top showing pokies...)

(5 years ago)

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	SmC_052019

I guess I should go make a post...

(5 years ago)

	steelrat60

mmm, yoga pants.... tight fucking yoga pants

(5 years ago)

	Indistinct

Well of course I believe you... (

), but you know how it is, there will be some who won't... so you probably should... (hell yes you should!)

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

Sorry Indi and steel, couldn't find my leggings, so I just posted one of my bare ass, maybe that will show the non believers?

Lol

(5 years ago)

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	steelrat60

I should let you know, I am a big fan of boobs, ask anyone

(5 years ago)

	flitterbee

true that ^^^

(5 years ago)

	Indistinct

So what I'm reading is... if i'm a 'non-believer'... SmC will keep posting bare assed pics? I don't believe in anything! Ever! I don't even believe I'm me!!! (I wonder what pics that will get...

)

(5 years ago)

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	steelrat60

Lovely ass, I want to spank it

(5 years ago)

	flitterbee

dunno about a pic indis but a slap on the arse for being a smarty bum might be in order

(5 years ago)

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	SmC_052019

I do agree flitter, but just so you know I did post some more

(5 years ago)

	Indistinct

Might be in order... would be fun to see how that whole scenario plays out. (Here's a hint... I would get 1... then...)

(5 years ago)

	flitterbee

then you would try giving the giver one? lol

(5 years ago)

	Indistinct

Um... I have this crazy sneaking suspicion it would be a whole bunch. I'm talking like, blow out a rotator cuff bunch...

(5 years ago)

	SmC_052019

Hahahaha

(5 years ago)

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	flitterbee

lol ... ya dreaming indis

(5 years ago)

	Indistinct

Lets see... SmC is cold. Remembers first aid training... heat loss from sensitive areas... (Good thing I have two hands for each exposed boob... now what could i use to conserve heat other places?)

(5 years ago)

	Indistinct

Wait, I know! Friction! Friction makes heat! Hehehehe

(5 years ago)

	FitToy4Lv

Indi has this all figured out except please don’t blow a rotator lol

(5 years ago)

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	SmC_052019

I don't plan on it anytime soon FitToy lmao

(5 years ago)

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	Indistinct

Yeah, don't think it's all cute to spank Indi... 'cause I already got a SLAP tear, and I don't need to destroy my shoulder...

(5 years ago)

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