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Wed, 5-Oct-16 6:03 PM (7 years ago)
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Top pic in 5 categories and second in a couple more...yay go me lol xxx
Can see why, very sexy women
(7 years ago)
Mwah x
(7 years ago)
TheHornyScot likes this
People must like tattoo's ?
(7 years ago)
Congrats to you. I wasn't even aware that there was a competition going on.
(7 years ago)
quietwacpl likes this
Guess so eh...
(7 years ago)
Nice work, you're the Michael Phelps of the NN olympics.
(7 years ago)
quietwacpl and MarkandLacey like this
Likes won a participation ribbon in synchronized swimming....
(7 years ago)
bored and horny
(7 years ago)
LikesTwo likes this
It didn't help that I thought it was who can stay under the longest.
(7 years ago)
It didn't help that your coach was holding your head under the water for 13 minutes either...
(7 years ago)
I train to win brother.
(7 years ago)
quietwacpl likes this
think about this is not boring, but it's making me more honry
(7 years ago)
LikesTwo likes this
I gotta admit, Quiet, thinking about Like's head being held under the water is turning get me on too. I'm gonna go pull a David Carradine....dress up in lingerie and choke myself in a closet while
(7 years ago)
LikesTwo and BelleLugosi like this
wanking.
(7 years ago)
can you snatch this rope from my neck grasshopper before i die?
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
You guys keep flattering me and you're gonna get a tribute.
(7 years ago)
"Grasshopper" is my pet name for my penis....I know I have isses. sad
(7 years ago)
LikesTwo likes this
Good thing it's not chigger.
(7 years ago)
^we're having fun and then you gotta get all racist....too far?
(7 years ago)
Mark said the sheriff is a chigger...not me. Guess they'll take my status updates away.
(7 years ago)
quietwacpl likes this
i clearly heard mark say the sheriff is cheer
(7 years ago)
Wow what a great bunch lol... you can get coloured lenses online... whats that? Whoooooosh...
(7 years ago)
Nope, Mark said he wanted to get the sheriff in the rear.
(7 years ago)