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Fri, 3-Apr-15 12:25 AM (9 years ago)
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Walked into a store today, minding my own business, and the lady next to me went off on how I look like Mel Gibson. Not sure if that's a compliment anymore or not?
that depends on what she looked like
(9 years ago)
jew shouldnt take it as one...
(9 years ago)
ha ha ha oh wow did u really go there moose? love it
(9 years ago)
Not sure how I'd take that one, sugartits...
(9 years ago)
I had the same thing happen to me...except she said I look like Mel Brooks
(9 years ago)
he had a great secretary in blazing saddles mark
(9 years ago)
She was fairly attractive, and very touchy feely. I'm pretty sure I could have went home with her. Thus the confusion.
(9 years ago)
That redhead was blazing hot, Bul.
(9 years ago)
Went home with her to put her groceries away for her or something else?
(9 years ago)
Maybe she wanted to reinact the last scene from Braveheart with ya....Freeeeeedom!
(9 years ago)
She didn't have any groceries, it was an auto parts store, I got a strong impression she wouldn't mind me checking her oil.
(9 years ago)
Bet she wanted you to check under her hood, eh?
(9 years ago)
I do have the braveheart costume from previous Halloweens, and I wear it like a real Scottsman
(9 years ago)
Nothing under the kilt eh?
(9 years ago)
I, um, meant the part where he gets eviscerated. ..
(9 years ago)
Well, the french have referred to the orgasm as the "little death"..
(9 years ago)
I thought that was Napoleon's nickname...
(9 years ago)
Hello 2469 smile smile xxoo..........smile smile......she said it go for it............hug and kotc
(9 years ago)
<-- is a shorty like Napoleon.
(9 years ago)
You're not short, VT...you're "fun sized"
(9 years ago)
Mark, I gotta try that line next time some lady laughs at me when my pants come off.
(9 years ago)
bahaha...just make sure she doesn't bite into it, Tux.
(9 years ago)
lol - That would certainly damage the old Zagnuts wink
(9 years ago)
Geeze Mark...that makes me sound like a spinner.
(9 years ago)
Damn...that was good. I forgot about those. grin
(9 years ago)
Thanks smile They are good, just tough to find anymore
(9 years ago)
I bet you could spit that beard into 4 blankets and 2 1/2 sweaters... ; )
(9 years ago)
spin
(9 years ago)
The beard stays.
(9 years ago)
Awww VT, you'd look sweet knitting a couple of sweaters tongue
(9 years ago)
I've been known to thread a needle.
(9 years ago)
lmao
(9 years ago)