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Thu, 27-Feb-14 3:04 PM (10 years ago)
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how many wanks are classed as too many?
none ... wank as many times as you want
(10 years ago)
When your vision starts to be impaired.
(10 years ago)
when it falls of you've gone one too many.
(10 years ago)
412 in a 2 hour time period according to Wankers Anonymous.
(10 years ago)
Are the chairs sticky at Wankers Anonymous? I'd probably go with standing if I was at a meeting.
(10 years ago)
I say anything shy of chaffing is alrighty
(10 years ago)
Dammit, you know I can't tell you if I've been there and if the chairs are sticky...it's supposed to be anonymous! Carty is the founding member though....
(10 years ago)
Carty... he's not just the founder, he's a client...
(10 years ago)
I'm sure he'd say "mahogany" right about now.
(10 years ago)
Nice Indi...Carty does have some hairy palms.
(10 years ago)
that's only because he masturbates with rogaine instead of lotion.
(10 years ago)
Most important one..first thing after sleeping.
(10 years ago)
Carty hasn't been here in a long time but we still talk about him....now that's a good legacy. smile
(10 years ago)
indeed... that crazy fucker! smile
(10 years ago)
Mark, I was wondering if anyone would catch that reference... wink
(10 years ago)
That's the kinda stuff I find really funny, Indi. Discreet references to things that only a few people "get." It's a sympatico thing.
(10 years ago)
You just like talking in code, Mark; )
(10 years ago)
I once tried to talk in Morse Code but people just thought I was having a seizure. sad
(10 years ago)
lol Fun fact about ol' Sam FB Morse: He and I are alumni of the same university. Have a terrific Thursday: )
(10 years ago)
I love learning new things. Never knew his first name. Thanks Jersey.
(10 years ago)
-.-- .- .-.. . / ..- -. .. ...- . .-. ... .. - -.-- ? right school JG?
(10 years ago)
I lied. He was a professor at the same university when he invented the telegraph.
(10 years ago)
So no, ^^that isn't correct. --. ..- . ... ... / .- --. .- .. -. .-.-.-
(10 years ago)
-. -.-- ..-
(10 years ago)
Ding ding ding! You just won a trip to the Santa Cruz boardwalk, designed by Morse after Coney Island; )
(10 years ago)