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Tue, 22-Oct-13 9:28 AM (10 years ago)
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony
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Wed, 13-Jul-11 6:51 PM (12 years ago)
EuroMillions, £161,653,000.00 in the fund, what do I get £2.90 for fucks sake
Fri, 17-Jun-11 9:33 PM (12 years ago)
I feel like sprinkling something orange over a Stork
Fri, 11-Mar-11 11:30 PM (13 years ago)
I inveted the cold air baloon last week, but it never took off.
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Fri, 11-Mar-11 4:06 PM (13 years ago)
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Fri, 4-Feb-11 11:56 AM (13 years ago)
Now here's the plan. When he offers me the swords, I kick him in the nuts and you set fire to the building. In the confusion we claim a draw.
Sat, 18-Dec-10 12:03 AM (13 years ago)
Tell them I came, and no one answered,That I kept my word
coldfish1 likes this
nearly .... Lifted is pretty mundane in a non-assaulting the ears kinda way
(13 years ago)
DicksyChick likes this
Better than I did when I had a go lol and I'm not telling you either so don't ask!!!
(13 years ago)
Sat, 4-Dec-10 4:45 PM (13 years ago)
Your lipstick stains On the front lobe of my left side brains I knew I wouldn't forget you
Sat, 4-Dec-10 12:32 AM (13 years ago)
Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec
Sat, 20-Nov-10 11:01 PM (13 years ago)
Dicksy Get out of my dreams and into my car
you mean get out of my nightmares and into this nice van, yes that's it, just ignore those men in white coats and put this warm jacket on ....
(13 years ago)
I'd rather have large latte with my eggs on toast for breakfast please ..... yeah I know, but I've been too busy to eat today
(13 years ago)
Sat, 13-Nov-10 11:57 PM (13 years ago)
i still want to twang Dicksys knicker elastic
doesn't remember a fifth in her old Capri .... but it was a long time ago lol
(13 years ago)
well back in the day, it was the Every Breath You Take by the Police .... but Sex on Fire would work just as well
(13 years ago)