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About Me:
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt and wrote the book. My body isn't a temple.....it's an amusement park!! Ain't exactly pretty, ain't exactly small, 44, 38,42 you could say I've got it all, yes I'm a whole lotta woman, I'm a whole lotta Rosie! And yes ... that is my real name. I'm a hot-blooded, full-bodied descendant of Cornish witches and Spanish pirates! Don't you just love geneaology!! Let's just get one thing straight here, right now. I'm not here for a shag! I don't want to sleep with you! I don't want a 3sum! I don't want to suck anything! I certainly don't want my brains fucked out ... I only have the one, I'm quite attached to it and would like to remain so! I'm not going to be another notch on your bedpost ... I'm worth more than that. In fact ... I don't fuck ... I make love ...sensually. So, if you want a woman who will make you feel more like a man than you've ever felt in your life ......... give her my number ... I need lessons, haha. What I'd like is to be swept off my feet by a man who won't beat me up, who knows the meaning of love and respect, but ........... what I really want is to get into your head. I like to know what makes people tick. Life isn't all about sex (shame), there is life outside the bedroom and I love life. I'm an old hippy at heart so I love festival life. This year I went to a Faery Festival and spent a whole weekend dressed as a Faery, dancing to a Viking band!! I'm hoping to fit in a Faery Ball in November this year. I've been taking part in battle re-enactments too .... those swords are bloody heavy!! I live on the coast so I spent a lot of time in/on the water. Am I too old to become a Mermaid? If you've read this far then you're a brave man/woman ;) I'm not complicated ... just me ... what you see is what you get. You work it out! Please don't bother to insult me tho' it only shows your ignorance! **O** There is absolutely NO point in sending me photo attachments as I'm not a premium member so I won't be able to see them.**O** I'm quite shy (yes, really), incredibly vulnerable, seductively sensual, completely barking, always late and usually horny, although I don't sleep around. I live happily (most of the time, lol) with my four wonderful, demented dogs and the man I married, although we live together, we're not "together". It's complicated! Oh, and I'm disabled too....not mentally, you cheeky boggart!! If you want to know anything else, just ask. Oh, and don't be fooled by my dark hair ... underneath that colour I'm as grey as a badgers ass!! All this roughly translates to fat, old hag, likes to perv ... lmao. **** WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum past, current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. this also includes anyone that has not asked my permission via mobile phone or in a P/M. thank you. **** If you're a man who likes to beat up on women, then go to hell, I have no time for abusers of any sort. Do not annoy the dragon because you are small and crunchy and good with ketchup!! Yeah, I know, blah, blah, blah ... and this one time, at band camp ...... Take care out there, blessed be. xx
 
My Current Status:
Yaaaaawns, opens one eye, sees a gorgeous naked body ....... needs to take a cold shower!
 
My Stats:
I am:
Female
Sexual Preference:
Guys
Am seeking:
A straight guy
Marital Status:
Defacto/Cohabiting
Children:
Independent
Age:
59
Location:
  Hell, England, United Kingdom
NN Status:
I last logged into NN:
18-Aug-22
Other NN users think these are my best pics:
Some of my friends on NN are: (view all 490 friends)
Interesting things to know about me:
My Starsign:
Cancer
My Favourite posters on NN are:
srebbew, romarimski
Interests I have are:
Arts / Crafts, Astrology / New Age, Movies / Cinema, Museums / Galleries, Music, Nature, Nightclubs / Clubs, Cooking, Sailing / Boating, Dancing, Food / Wine, Singing / Playing Instrument, Tennis / Racket Sports, Gardening, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Hiking / Camping, Volunteer / Charity, Water Sports, Literature / History, Yoga / Meditation
Other Interests I have are:
Advanced astrophysics and brain surgery
I am also up for:
A New Friend
I have been a Member of NN since:
26-Jul-10
My Appearance:
Race/Ethnicity:Caucasian (White)
Body Type: Plump
Body Shape: Hourglass
Height: 5' 3" (160cm)
Weight: 170lbs (12st 2lbs) (77.1kg)
Eye Colour: Green
Hair Colour: White/Grey
Best Feature: Eyes
Pubic Hair: Trimmed
Tatoos: 1 or 2 Discreet
Piercings: Ears, Nose
Breasts: Natural
Bra Cup Size: D
Bust: 44" (112cm)
Waist: 38" (96cm)
Hips: 42" (107cm)
My Professional Life:
Education: College
Employment Status: Homemaker
Industry: Other
Job Role: Other
My Lifestyle:
Smoking: Socially
Drinking: Socially
Food Preference: Non-vegetarian
Religion: Spiritual but not religious
Sense of Humour: Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour: Meet people easily
Personality: Home body
Libido: Rampant
Kinkiest place
I've had sex:
Between carriages on a train.
Spoken Languages:
English
My Favourites:
Movie: Silent night (2012)
Actor/Actress: Sophia Loren, Richard Harris
Book: War and Peace\Tolstoy
Author: Tom Sharpe
Song: Child in Time\Deep Purple
Band: Iron Maiden
TV Show: The Muppets
Sport: Bedroom Olympics
Drink: Water
Food: Steak, preferably still mooing
Pastime: Fishing
Thing: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sex Position: All of them and then some
Famous person I'd like
to have sex with:
Hannibal Lechter
Self Description:
What makes me happy: Happy smiley people who are kind. Silly animal videos.
What makes me sad: LIARS!! You know who you are and I pity you.
What makes me mad: Men who beat up women. They should have their nads chopped off!
My bad habits: None .... I'm Mary Poppins ..... practically perfect in every way ;)
My Final Thought:
The meaning of life is...
Treat others how you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong. Treat others like shit and expect to be shit on, yourself!! email me if you want to chat Personally I just want to be loved and respected for just being me ... warts and all.

(Profile last updated: 27-May-21)


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Comments:
18-Aug-22  (1 year ago)
What an interesting profile. I love your sense of humor 🤪 love to chat sometime but like you not looking for a hook up. 😘
Canislupis890
18-Aug-22  (1 year ago)
Love your profile Rosie,hells bells,you live a fantastic life
Drives62
12-Jun-22  (1 year ago)
Great profile. 🙂
22-Dec-21  (2 years ago)
🎁🤶Merry Christmas🎅🎄//Arty
9-Dec-21  (2 years ago)
Great profile. Thanks for sharing.
3-Jun-21  (2 years ago)
Beautiful pictures from a beautiful soul. Thank you for sharing.
PublicPython74
30-May-21  (2 years ago)
Did anyone read your profile lol
27-May-21  (2 years ago)
Great profile !!! You look like such a fun and sexy person !!
27-May-21  (2 years ago)
Beautiful body and amazing tits mmmmm
31-Dec-20  (3 years ago)
Great sexy pics I would love some fun with you x
24-Dec-20  (3 years ago)
Merry Christmas my friend 😘
11-Dec-20  (3 years ago)
Thank you very much :)
9-Dec-20  (3 years ago)
Fantastic set of pics!
24-Sep-20  (3 years ago)
i was just thinking, last night, about making a status, "if your friend lost all their hair, could you shave off all yours to support them"
24-Sep-20  (3 years ago)
You go girl. Love the profile abd right on👍✌👏👏
30-Mar-20  (3 years ago)
Hi Rosie, nice to meet you, I like your profile and your photos. I would like to be your friend and would love to meet you for real. Have a lovely day /evening
DanajustDana
1-Feb-20  (4 years ago)
Hey girl, where ya hiding? xx
2-Jul-19  (4 years ago)
No reply even after such a long PM??
21-Jun-19  (4 years ago)
I see you haven't logged in since June 12, hope all is well in your world
15-Jun-19  (4 years ago)
Quite simply beautiful xx


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