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Triskaide's Recent Statuses
Sat, 4-May-13 10:10 PM (11 years ago)
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Heya all...long time no see!
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Not bad. Reaching the end of my internship...tired but good. Popped on because I missed everyonesmile
(11 years ago)
aww. we missed ya too smile end of your internship is when ya start makin the real $$ right?
(11 years ago)
So goes the rumor. I'll never be rich, but it's steady and stable sayeth the books.
(11 years ago)
rich is overrated, right? (i keep tellin maself that)
(11 years ago)
Lol...we can tell each other. I'm just happy to be reaching the end. I've been pulling 82 hours a week since january plus homework. I'm beat!
(11 years ago)
Mon, 10-Sep-12 2:06 AM (11 years ago)
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tongue
;p~
(11 years ago)
Sun, 9-Sep-12 10:26 AM (11 years ago)
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fapity fapity fap
fappers unite.
(11 years ago)
Sat, 8-Sep-12 9:17 AM (11 years ago)
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Sometimes you just really need someone to make you a drink..then jizz on your face. Yunno?
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Thu, 23-Aug-12 9:56 PM (11 years ago)
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I know what I like. It's not on every guy's like-list, but that's what this place is for, right?
Mon, 13-Aug-12 6:13 PM (11 years ago)
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I do believe I've become eccentric.
Thu, 12-Jul-12 12:55 PM (11 years ago)
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WoW. Addictive. The end.
Wed, 22-Feb-12 12:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Back to stare at your boobs and weiners. -peer-
Fri, 10-Feb-12 11:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Hey, you crazy kids! Did everyone behave while I was away?
i see titties
(12 years ago)
evening Trisk...and no, no one behaved. what fun would that be?
(12 years ago)
LOL! PSP...something tells me this happens to you a lot...
(12 years ago)
Humper! Missed ya, man!
(12 years ago)
you know Trisk...I'm always getting myself into trouble and that's the truth
(12 years ago)
Wed, 28-Dec-11 6:59 AM (12 years ago)
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isn't it funny that even HERE, I won't ever come out and say what I REALLY want? Lol..I'm a wuss.
Mon, 26-Dec-11 11:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Out of curiosity...why are all of the bisexual men in the UK..and how do I apply for citizenship? tongue
Lol...what would you do with one anyway, Freek?
(12 years ago)
nuffin , just nice to know they are all in the UK , .... ....
(12 years ago)
..You'll have to do the citizenship test that the native's can't even answer...I did one as a fun quiz with one of my exam groups and we only got 15/50....
(12 years ago)
Well...dangit.
(12 years ago)
Google 'guardian citizenship test' and do the quiz on the first link........its hard!.
(12 years ago)
Mon, 26-Dec-11 10:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Been gone over a week....and now so much breast and cock to catch up on. Merry Christmas to ME!
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merry christmas trisk
(12 years ago)
And toy you, buddy wink
(12 years ago)
Merry Christmas!
(12 years ago)
Thanks, Angel! You too!
(12 years ago)
Tue, 6-Dec-11 9:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Ah dear. I need an intervention where I sit.
I need a magic carpet
(12 years ago)
Sun, 20-Nov-11 11:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Maybe it's just the painkillers...but I love you.
well thanks trisk
(12 years ago)
Thu, 17-Nov-11 7:32 AM (12 years ago)
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Too early for coffee...too late for penis.
Thu, 10-Nov-11 11:17 AM (12 years ago)
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Soo...Penis, in general is a yay.
Wed, 9-Nov-11 4:41 AM (12 years ago)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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The most ridiculous gift ever...it was a cow-printed, fabric cheese bowl
(12 years ago)
fabric and cheese....doesn't seem right.. wink
(12 years ago)
IKR???
(12 years ago)
well it made a nice hat !
(12 years ago)
LMAO! In other words Freek would like to borrow your hat! lol
(12 years ago)
Tue, 1-Nov-11 5:00 AM (12 years ago)
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I'm not sure, but I think my best friend just offered me his dick.
what are you going to do?
(12 years ago)
Good question
(12 years ago)
Take it!
(12 years ago)
iunno...best friend is weird territory
(12 years ago)
Fri, 28-Oct-11 12:09 PM (12 years ago)
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It's true. I want to __________ your ____________.
twist, twinkie
(12 years ago)
LOL...twist your twinkie? LOL!
(12 years ago)
cut your grass
(12 years ago)
I actually enjoy cutting grass. sure, why not?
(12 years ago)
awesome, i need my back yard cut, I'm living at Anna Creek Station atm
(12 years ago)
Tue, 25-Oct-11 11:06 PM (12 years ago)
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I just saw proof that we're all just one bad eyebrow shaping away from Disney Witch.
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huh?
(12 years ago)
Mon, 24-Oct-11 4:00 AM (12 years ago)
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Gents: Do you wank with your dominant hand, or the opposite hand? Study's on!
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Naz is the tiebreaker so far
(12 years ago)
dominant
(12 years ago)
opposite ,is that why my cock is curved slightly ?
(12 years ago)
looks like we're the weirdos, Freek tongue
(12 years ago)
I rarely wank these days.....smile
(12 years ago)
Mon, 24-Oct-11 3:46 AM (12 years ago)
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LordViking just pointed out I've been here five years. That's a lot of friggan masturbation!!
On it!
(12 years ago)
doggystyle.. grab her hair, spank her ass, play with her clit, play with her tits, and fuck her.. all at the same time
(12 years ago)
Lol...Lord has gone from a Viking to a Hindu god for the sake of sex.
(12 years ago)
lol
(12 years ago)
Thanks, Freeksmile
(12 years ago)
Mon, 24-Oct-11 3:41 AM (12 years ago)
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4200 views?!?!? When did THAT happen?
somewhere between 2006 and now
(12 years ago)
I was expecting like..10
(12 years ago)
Holy SHIT...FIVE YEARS??!? When did THAT happen??
(12 years ago)
lol
(12 years ago)
Sun, 23-Oct-11 6:41 AM (12 years ago)
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I want it...
Thu, 20-Oct-11 10:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Rainy wet and cold...I love this weather!
Aussie_Couple likes this
its global warming...SImples
(12 years ago)
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