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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Saturday, August 17, 2024, 5:00:52 PM- Song by Foreigner comes to mind | ||
My ex wife was so cold that kissing her gave me an ice cream headache. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 16, 2024, 6:30:08 PM- True, true, true | ||
I was driving my car the other day and saw my ex wife walking along the road. It's funny how 'I'd hit that' changes meaning over time.  | ||
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| Thursday, August 15, 2024, 8:15:51 PM- Technicality | ||
If the weather report calls for rain and you receive enough to lightly dot your car windshield, does that qualify as measurable precipitation? ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, August 14, 2024, 7:11:17 PM- TZ time | ||||||
Someone I've known for 30 years has vanished. Not a trace. Anywhere. I suppose it's time to dust off the old P.I. license. ~ | ||||||
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| Tuesday, August 13, 2024, 6:26:29 PM- Morning mantra | ||
Give me coffee to help me to change the things I can and wine to accept those things I can't. ~ | ||
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| Monday, August 12, 2024, 6:52:11 PM- Save a pooch | ||
I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested let me know and I'll jump over the neighbor's fence and get it for you. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, August 11, 2024, 4:35:30 PM- It's about time | ||
I just read an article about time. Mostly very scientific, but one little gem stuck out: The first serious advocate for daylight saving time was a New Zealand entomologist in 1895. He wanted extra daylight hours in the summer to look for insects. And here I always thought it was for duffers to be able to play an extra hour of golf every day. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, August 10, 2024, 5:37:07 PM- Very true | ||
I heard this old saying when I was a kid: 'There's no such thing as a free lunch'. The older I get, the truer that statement is. Everybody wants something... even if it's 'only' your time. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 9, 2024, 7:36:43 PM- Slooooow | ||
It cooled off last night and I slept like a log. I didn't want to get out of bed, but I dragged myself out and got through my routine. Now I'm ready to get maxin' and relaxin'.  | ||
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| Thursday, August 8, 2024, 8:15:52 PM- Mad? At me? | ||
Walking through the neighborhood the other morning, I passed a woman mowing her yard. She stopped and used the bottom part of her tee shirt to mop sweat of her brow. I smiled. She then raised her shirt up farther to show me her breasts. I swear I meant to wave, but it looked like I was wagging my hand in a so-so gesture. I was not surprised when she responded with a one finger salute. You just can't express how sorry you are when the lawn mower drowns out your words. ~ | ||
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