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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Wednesday, August 7, 2024, 6:03:05 PM- Cheese-louise | ||
I watched a video on Facebook yesterday that still has me laughing. It was all about babies crying and how to stop them from crying. Turns out tossing a slice of cheese on their heads, anywhere, stops the crying almost immediately. Too bad I forgot the link, but I'm sure it can be found on Youtube. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, August 6, 2024, 9:06:31 PM- Just a few | ||
Oxymorons: Instant coffee Fast food Controlled chaos Deafening silence Painfully beautiful Strangely familiar Definitely undecided Military intelligence Act naturally Kill with kindness Awfully good Hardly easy Damned good Virtually spotless This is the beginning of the end. ~ | ||
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| Monday, August 5, 2024, 6:03:31 PM- TMI | ||
In a country where there is an infinity of media outlets, It's no wonder there is so much misunderstanding and hate. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, August 3, 2024, 4:49:54 PM- Reality check | ||
I picked her up in a bar, a total stranger. We went back to my place and had sex. We were together every day after that night. We got married and lived happily ever after. If you believe that fanciful tale, I've got some oceanfront property I'll sell you cheap. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 2, 2024, 6:18:22 PM- Another one | ||
It's hard to believe the original Magnum P.I. is 79 years old. I watched 'Quigley Down Under' today, for two reasons: I like westerns & I wanted to see Tom Selleck in his prime. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, August 1, 2024, 6:51:16 PM- It's a lot of work | ||
I trimmed my hair today. As a semi-bald man, people don't realize the time and effort it takes to pick just the right one. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, July 31, 2024, 8:49:11 PM- NOOOO! | ||
I went by two stores today and neither one had any popcicles. I'm down to my last two, so I'm not going to panic - yet. I now have a new mission for tomorrow. What else will I eat that's icy cold when it's hot out? ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, July 30, 2024, 6:10:55 PM- It's all in the name | ||
A narcissistic singer put out a book. Its title? 'Me, Me, Me, Me, Me'.  | ||
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| Monday, July 29, 2024, 7:05:37 PM- 6am | ||
Walking at 6am in the summer is surreal. It's quiet. It's cool. And there seems to be rabbits everywhere. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, July 28, 2024, 5:23:50 PM- Someday... | ||
... I'm going to run into a busy store, ask what year it is, then start jumping up and down while yelling "It worked"! then run back out. | ||
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