I'm waiting on my coffee to cool down to drink.

It's a rare day indeed when that's all I have to wait for.

That's all I've got today.

If you're looking for something deep or witty,

You might want to keep looking.

Sometimes the tank is pretty dry.

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We have a new temp in the office where I work.

She could be Amy Adams' twin sister.

Let the fantasies begin!

I have long believed in the theory of multi-verses.

It would explain why, when I put something down in one spot, can't find it after a while and then it's back where I left it originally - like it crossed over somewhere and then came back.

The other night I had a dream where I was standing on the back patio of my parent's house talking to my younger brother while my younger sister walked by. Then my dad came out to have a cigarette.

On the surface, this vivid dream sounds rather boring.

But here are the facts of my family:

I have one sister, four years older than me.

I had one sister, older by two years, who died of pneumonia at one month old.

After I was born, my mother had two miscarriages, a boy and a girl, before she had a hysterectomy.

In my heart, I would like to believe that in another universe my siblings all lived.

Yes, I would have been a middle child, but there would have been a lot more fun, plus the younger brother I always wanted.

Imagination can be a wonderful thing sometimes.

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... National Granny Driver Day.

Seems like every time someone in front of me on the road turned today they slowed to a little better than a crawl.

At least they used their turn signals!

Thought I got a good deal on some cotton sheets until they arrived.

The reason they were so cheap?

Only a flat sheet. No fitted sheet or pillow cases included.

I will be reading product descriptions closer from now on.

Saturday morning cartoons during the Beatles era:

From the 'Stones debut album in '64. Written by Bo Didley, about an exotic dancer in Detroit:

According to the governor of my state, it is o.k. to go without a mask in public if you have been vaccinated.

Since when has the honor code ever worked in public?

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If you see a good looking woman around town four times in one week and she smiles at you every time, but you don't try to talk to her and then you don't see her anywhere since,

does that mean fate wise that you blew it?

Or is she done stalking you?

?

I saw a man today walking down the road (taking up one lane in a two lane road) carrying a mattress over his head.

I stopped and asked him if he needed some help.

"Nope", he answered.

"If I get tired I'll just lay down and take a nap."

He thanked me for offering though and kept right on walking.

Every time I think I've seen/heard it all, something new comes along.

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