Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Tuesday, November 29, 2022, 7:52:00 PM- Maybe baby | ||
The classic line of sorrow: 'It might have been.' The classic line that scares a single man: 'I'm late.' ~ | ||
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| Monday, November 28, 2022, 7:17:12 PM- Oh, Mondays! | ||
It puts a damper on your day when you wake up and realize you have to go to work. After a while, you start to feel like the Dunkin Donuts baker. ![]() | ||
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| Sunday, November 27, 2022, 7:10:04 PM- Babies and Beagles | ||
A rockin' combination. ![]() | ||
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| Saturday, November 26, 2022, 7:27:10 PM- Bees knees | ||
There was a bee somehow alive in my engine compartment. Yeah, I know, it's November. I was just looking at the engine, no reason, and a bee flew out. So of course it stung me. I'd imagine it was pretty mad, having no friends or family around and I had taken away its' secret home. ~ | ||
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| Friday, November 25, 2022, 7:19:29 PM- 72 is the new 48? | ||
Wednesday, I was put in FB jail over a joke I posted about Jeffrey Dahmer. I thought, okay, since the moderator obviously has no sense of humor I'll abide. Besides, I wasn't going to post anything on Thanksgiving any way. And so today, at the given hour for my release, I decided to post something on FB. I immediately got a message saying my account is restricted for another 24 hours. What? Since when is 72 hours equal to 48 hours? I suppose math wasn't this moderator's strong subject in school. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, November 24, 2022, 5:32:29 PM- Bad boy | ||||||
I've been banned from uploading anything or making any comments for the next two days on FB again. This time I put up a picture of Jeffrey Dahmer, with the caption: "I'll have anyone I want at my house for Thanksgiving." It seems that might offend some people. Hmph. ~ | ||||||
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| Wednesday, November 23, 2022, 7:25:35 PM- Thanksgiving tradition | ||
All time best Thanksgiving show: "As God is my witness..." ![]() | ||
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| Tuesday, November 22, 2022, 7:59:11 PM- I was never a boy scout | ||||||
I lasted about two years as a cub scout, then quit when we changed den mothers. The main thing that has stayed with me through the years is the scout motto: Be prepared. I do that whenever possible and it truly does save me time. Another life lesson from childhood. ~ | ||||||
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| Monday, November 21, 2022, 7:48:13 PM- Dog v Cat | ||
Reason #49 dogs are better than cats: A dog will fetch your slippers. A cat will only piss/puke in them. ~ | ||
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| Monday, November 21, 2022, 2:35:58 AM- How one mistake... | ||
...ruins four families lives. Excellent movie. ~ | ||
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