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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Wednesday, January 28, 2026, 7:17:12 PM- Smart | ||
I talked with a gal who told me how she got out of a speeding ticket (briefly). The officer asked her name and she said Frieda. Last name, he asked. Goma'm. He said: You're Frieda Goma'm? She said thank you and drove off. It didn't get her out of the ticket, but the policeman said he admired her ingenuity. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, January 27, 2026, 7:18:48 PM- Heads up | ||
If you receive an email titled 'knock-knock' don't open it. It could be from a Jehovah's Witness working from home. ~ | ||
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| Monday, January 26, 2026, 7:07:51 PM- Widom of a child | ||
My 4 year old great nephew has informed me he doesn't have a brain in his head. Instead, he has a monkey playing the drum. Sometimes I think that's all I have in mine. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, January 25, 2026, 9:03:56 PM- About retirement | ||
Every day is the weekend when you're retired. Every snow is a snow day. Probably as close to paradise as I'll get here on earth. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, January 24, 2026, 10:55:23 PM- Here it comes II | ||||||
8 to 12 inches of snow coming Saturday/Sunday. I'll keep an eye out for neighborhood kids wanting to make a buck. ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, January 23, 2026, 5:25:29 PM- Here it comes | ||
Saturday through Sunday: 8 to 12 inches of snow predicted. I'm staying in... staying warm and dry. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, January 22, 2026, 7:41:31 PM- Breaking news today | ||
The CEO of IKEA has been named the Prime Minister of Sweden. He is currently assembling his cabinet. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, January 21, 2026, 7:29:48 PM- Hoping and praying | ||
Cell phones are so expensive today that if you fall and hear a crack, you're wishing it is your leg. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, January 20, 2026, 8:19:17 PM- Conundrum | ||
I don't know if I attract crazy people or if I make them crazy. ~ | ||
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| Monday, January 19, 2026, 7:59:28 PM- Nada, nil, zip | ||
As of 7:30 pm tonight, I will be deaf to the outside world. No phone calls taken. No door knock answered. My whole focus will be on watching the Indiana Hoosiers play for the NCAA Championship. Besides, I figure anyone trying to interrupt me is not a Hoosier fan, so why bother? ~ | ||
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