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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, January 18, 2026, 10:24:57 PM- Just a bit late | ||
I finally found my Christmas spirit. It was on the shelf at the liquor store the whole time. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, January 17, 2026, 7:53:35 PM- Trivial | ||
Today is Popeye's birthday. ~ | ||
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| Friday, January 16, 2026, 7:08:11 PM- Looking in | ||
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, January 15, 2026, 7:09:28 PM- From experience | ||
You can always tell if a man masturbates a lot. If you look closely at his hand you'll see a wedding ring. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, January 14, 2026, 8:09:50 PM- 2 seconds | ||
That's all the time it takes if the power goes out for that length to make you grumble while you have to reset clocks and devices that are not 'smart' ~. | ||
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| Tuesday, January 13, 2026, 7:10:41 PM- TGIT | ||
Thank God It's Tuesday. I had to go to bed early because of the pain. Today I'm feeling much better. YAY! ~ | ||
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| Monday, January 12, 2026, 7:55:43 PM- Sometimes you know | ||||||
Another big weather change is coming to my area. It's due Wednesday. I knew from the moment I woke up this morning on Monday. My sinuses always let me know in advance. ~ | ||||||
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| Sunday, January 11, 2026, 8:54:38 PM- Pun time | ||
When I was a kid we got a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, January 10, 2026, 9:22:09 PM- Breaking news | ||
It is expected to remain cold... until it gets warm. ~ | ||
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| Friday, January 9, 2026, 8:11:15 PM- Lesson learned | ||
At 73, I'm continually trying new things. Today I took one of those 'What is your spiritual animal' tests on FB. I got my answer: Extinct. ~ | ||
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