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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, February 1, 2026, 10:26:50 PM- No class | ||
A lot of people today aren't capable of leading by example, so they try to make up for it by opinionating loudly. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, January 31, 2026, 8:51:57 PM- Perspective | ||
Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, But 8 beers and 7 shots in 2 hours? It goes down like a fat kid on a see-saw. ~ | ||
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| Friday, January 30, 2026, 7:33:05 PM- Baby its cold outside | ||
Due to the intense cold we've been suffering here lately, with highs in single digits and lows in the minus readings, I haven't been outside to go for a walk. Today I was determined to go... the sun was shining and the winds were calm. So I layered up and looked like the Michelin Man, but I went out and walked a couple of miles. And now my legs are aching a bit from the heavy snow boots I was wearing, but it felt grand to be outdoors moving around again. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, January 29, 2026, 6:56:00 PM- Senior advice | ||
Heard during an interview with an 80 year old wife: Question - What's the secret to a long marriage? Answer - Keep his stomach full and his balls empty. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, January 28, 2026, 7:17:12 PM- Smart | ||
I talked with a gal who told me how she got out of a speeding ticket (briefly). The officer asked her name and she said Frieda. Last name, he asked. Goma'm. He said: You're Frieda Goma'm? She said thank you and drove off. It didn't get her out of the ticket, but the policeman said he admired her ingenuity. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, January 27, 2026, 7:18:48 PM- Heads up | ||
If you receive an email titled 'knock-knock' don't open it. It could be from a Jehovah's Witness working from home. ~ | ||
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| Monday, January 26, 2026, 7:07:51 PM- Widom of a child | ||
My 4 year old great nephew has informed me he doesn't have a brain in his head. Instead, he has a monkey playing the drum. Sometimes I think that's all I have in mine. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, January 25, 2026, 9:03:56 PM- About retirement | ||
Every day is the weekend when you're retired. Every snow is a snow day. Probably as close to paradise as I'll get here on earth. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, January 24, 2026, 10:55:23 PM- Here it comes II | ||||||
8 to 12 inches of snow coming Saturday/Sunday. I'll keep an eye out for neighborhood kids wanting to make a buck. ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, January 23, 2026, 5:25:29 PM- Here it comes | ||
Saturday through Sunday: 8 to 12 inches of snow predicted. I'm staying in... staying warm and dry. ~ | ||
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