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Sunday, February 5, 2006, 10:17:28 AM- Some People Are Just So Cool It's Insane...

There's a lady from Oz that I talk to on AWC... I won't tell ya her name, since there's a few folks here that are on AWC, too, but she joined the site three days before I did, and we've known each other for four years now. She's just one of the sweetest people I've ever met, inside and out. I love her beyond all comprehension - she's just that cool. I've never met her, but I'd step in front of a bullet for her.

She's 48 and she does line dancing, so she's in really good shape, and she's really into a lot of the new music coming out, like, the same stuff that her daughter listens to...they go dancing together. She loves to turn her cam on, put on music, and just dance. We were on cam, hanging out in her chat room and she msn-ed me to send me the music she was listening to, so we could dance together... I don't dance. Ever. But I was dancing tonite. It's the most fun I've had in months.

She may be the one person in the world who could get me to dance just by saying "Dance with me, Jack."... Some people are just soo cool...

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Most Recent Comment:	"that is a pretty cool friendship when you can do that" - Barefoot Babe

Sunday, February 5, 2006, 1:45:23 AM- Sigh...

I love Gracie.....

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Most Recent Comment:	"smiles I love you too, sweetie!" - longhotshowers

Sunday, February 5, 2006, 12:05:00 AM- My New Avatar

So, who thinks my new avatar is the absolute fucking *SHIZNIT*??? That thing fucking ROCKS!!!! My baby bro got it for me for Christmas... It's a cast-resin lifesized skull, painted up in green stripes and gold Celtic knotwork all over it... I have no fucking idea what the hell to do with it, so I just put my Donnegal tweed hat on it every night when I take it off...
Damn, though, that is seriously like the coolest fucking thing in the universe... lol

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Most Recent Comment:	"It does look great!" - duttyrockgal

Friday, February 3, 2006, 9:07:15 PM- Whoohoo!!!

<sings> I-GOT-TO-TALK-TO-GRACIE!!!!!-I-GOT-TO-TALK-TO-GRACIE!!!!! WHOOHOO!! LOL.. Okay, so we really only said hello, but still...

I know that's not exactly like winning the lottery, but the chance of actually finding her in chat seems to be about the same, hehehe...
Sitting here at home all week collecting unemployment, talking to her was the only exciting part of my day yesterday...

So.. I finally got around to actually calling in my unemployment claim today, only took the whole fucking week to get off my ass and do it... I am now *officially* a state-sponsored bum and drain on society. (heh.) Sheesh, I've only been out of work for a week and already I'm beginning to empathize with the folks who spend all their welfare money on drugs...I've never had a high tolerance for boredom, hell, that's why I got bad grades in school despite being so fucking smart - It takes a serious effort for me to concentrate on things that I don't find interesting. But sitting around the house all damn day is gonna drive me fucking insane (again) after awhile - and yeah, yeah, I know, go out and do stuff, find a hobby, etc.... But I already have about 15 different hobbies, and I've spent hours each day working on them, I've walked for miles, watched every movie I own that I hadn't gotten to yet, beat three video games... The problem is, right at the moment, I need somebody to hang out with and talk to, a flesh-and-blood person, not just folks I know online, and at the moment, I don't happen to have a spare person stuffed in my closet.... (not that I normally keep someone in there, of course..<he says, ignoring the muffled sounds coming from said closet>

See, I've got plenty of "friends" and acquaintances that I could call up and hang out with, but they're not the type that I can just say, come over and do nothing with me... we'll sit on the couch and I'll absent-mindedly play with your breasts for a few hours while we philosophize about nothing in particular, without actually ever wanting to have sex...
Maybe it's just me, but do you ever get that urge to just hang around, rambling on for hours, discoursing on the nature of the universe, while your hands are just doing mindless busy-work, like braiding someone's hair, or giving them a backrub til you rub so long the friction causes them to catch fire? I seem to have a bad habit of unconsciously turning people on without thinking about it when I get bored - I just need to do something with my hands, so I start playing with their hair, which ends up turning into rubbing their neck and shoulders, which ends up turning into me lightly running my fingers all up and down their arms and back, and slowly torturing them with pleasure... And I really don't mean to do it. Honestly. But I've had people who refuse to let me stand behind them when they're sitting at a table or standing in line for something, because they know I'll eventually start driving them insane like that. Heh.. One of my friends got up in a crowded restaurant and yelled at me, "Jesus Christ, how the hell can you just sit there and keep talking when I'm about to have a screaming orgasm in the middle of Denny's?!?!?!" It's probably a good thing she was beating me with her purse, or I probably would have said "Um...Oops, sorry.." out loud, and gotten my head torn off.. Alot of the things I consider just being friendly most people consider to be foreplay... Gah..I'm going out of my fucking mind... lol.. short trip... <hangs up the "Back in 5 minutes.." sign>.... Anyhoo, I need food... <sigh>

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Most Recent Comment:	"hmmm....so it's gracie you have been looking for in chat all this time..... /me changing my name to gracie...may get a hello next time ;)" - willow01

Monday, January 30, 2006, 11:19:29 AM- Deep Philosophical Question

Suddenlee's new pictures inspired me to question something... How much material do a pair of panties have to have before they're "panties"? What exactly constitutes a "thong" as opposed to a "g-string"? I know it's partly a matter of the shape and design, but as we all know, there's an almost infinite variety of ladies' underwear out there (THANK YOU, JAYSUS!!!!)...so where exactly do we draw the line differentiating one style from another?

These sorts of things keep me wake at night... <sigh>

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Most Recent Comment:	"If thinking about ladies undies keeps you awake at night then you must not have needed the sleep anyway! I always classify them into three categories 1) Granny panties 2) regular undies and 3) butt floss Special preference given to category #3!" - flcamfan

Thursday, January 26, 2006, 3:18:44 PM- Well This Sucks

So, I got laid off from work today... The layoff starts Monday so tomorrow is my last day.
Now here's the funny part...

I get out of work, and start my car. The station identification ad is just ending and the next song starts. It's Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Freebird" and the first line is..

"IF I LEAVE HERE TOMORROW, would you still remember me?"

As if that wasn't bad enough, I stop to put gas in my van, which leaves me with exactly six dollars in my wallet. I turn the car on, and the song playing is "Down On The Corner"....

"Down on the corner, OUT IN THE STREET, Willie and the POOR BOYS are playing..."

<sigh> God hates me.... lol

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Most Recent Comment:	"i hear you, unemployment has been an issue here for a few months" - juicy

Friday, October 14, 2005, 11:22:15 PM- Wonder why....

I get really horny when I'm over-tired..I dunno... maybe it's just me... but have you ever been in that state where you're so tired that you feel like you're xxxxxx? I work nights, so I get up at 8 pm Thursday night to be at work for midnight, which is 12 am Friday... I work til 8 am, and then I'm usually running around all day, and online all night - I don't get to sleep for sometimes 30 or 40 hours or so.... by the time Friday night comes around, like 10 pm or so, I'm just completely spaced out... Like now, lol - I put in twelve hours of overtime this week. Alot of times, when I'm just kinda chillin out, sitting here in my computer chair all floaty and loopy, I just get hard as a rock, for some strange reason. I think maybe it has to do with just sitting back and just being *aware* of everything, I notice the sensations of things I just don't normally contemplate - how often during the day do you really stop and think about how your clothes feel while your wearing them - you basically forget your wearing them most of the time, right? maybe it's just a blood pressure thing, sitting still for so long, inactive, body doesn't need all the blood pumpin around, but the heart's gotta pump it somewhere, y'know? Shit, I dunno.. I'm just fucking horny as hell right now, lol

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Most Recent Comment:	"Been there. Don't know why either." - lovitt

Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 3:50:55 PM- Barbara....

A good friend of mine retired the week before last...

Last month I was put on the midnight shift at work, but before that I was on days for the three years I've worked at my current job. About four months after I got hired, they transferred me into my current dept., and a couple months later, they trained me to be a machine attendant...which is a glorified way of saying sit here, watch the bottles go by, change the rolls of labels when the run out, and if anything goes wrong, shut it down and find somebody who's actually trained to work on the fucking things.. lol Anyhoo, the lady that trained me was this sweet feisty little old lady named Barbara. She's in her sixties, and she's only about five-foot-three, slightly bent over, the way old ladies get. I loved her from the minute I met her. She was one of the coolest people I've ever met. We used to have mock fistfights, circling around with our hands up like we were boxers. We used to rag on each other constantly - she loved it when I kidded her about being so short or being an old lady. She thought I was hysterical. Whenever she was running a machine and I was packing on her line we'd talk non-stop. We used to spend the morning and afternoon breaks together outside at the table in the back of the plant, where she'd smoke a cigarrete, drink a cup of coffee and feed the birds...She was the Bird Lady. Every morning, they'd come flying down and land on the cement wall nearby to get fed.. When she went on vacation a few months ago, she sent me a postcard.

Her last day at work, I punched out from working the night shift and sat around in the cafeteria for two hours until her first break so I could say goodbye. I got her a retirement present - the Audubon Society makes these really cool stuffed birds with sound things in them, you squeeze their tails and it plays real bird calls... I got her a bunch of them. She hopped up and down like a little kid, lol... Damn, I miss her...

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Most Recent Comment:	"That's a very swwet story. Hopefully you can still stay in touch even if it's just a quick note here and there :)" - NoSecrets

Monday, October 10, 2005, 1:39:07 PM- Made You Look!!!!!

Suckers....

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Most Recent Comment:	"That's OK, I've picked up a enough gems in your blog that being fooled is no big deal." - lovitt

Saturday, September 10, 2005, 2:13:38 AM- 50 fucking dollars!!!!

Yeah, believe it...That's how much I put in my gas tank today, and I'm pretty certain I could have put in $55 before it was full... Fucking rediculous...

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Most Recent Comment:	"$50 is just a top-up for me Jack...try driving a GMC Yukon XL and having a 33 gal tank....fill-up day sucks!" - flcamfan