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What's your best sex related injury?
I broke someone's nose once I think that's probably the worst of it.
(7 years ago)
Lol the worst of it..there's a list of small injuries nothing to major. I'm safe to fuck. Swear it
(7 years ago)
I gave my ex husband a bj whilst wearing my retainer, I ended up impaling his cock on it! He pee'd through two holes after that!! lol
(7 years ago)
It wouldn't have been so bad but I thought he was having a great time with all his moaning and wriggling. Little did I know I had his worm on my hook!
(7 years ago)
LMAO, I actually pulled a groin muscle when I slid out of bed trying to fuck on satin sheets! 
(7 years ago)
Bruised bottom from slipping out of shower during shower sex and/or skinned knees from really hot outdoor sex in a rocky area 
(7 years ago)
I had REALLY bad carpet burns on the top of my feet and knees once. I was working in Saudi at the time and trying to explain how I got those burns to an Arab doctor was hysterical.
(7 years ago)
I'm still upset about my nose. It's unrelated to what you're talking about. But I'm still upset about it.
(7 years ago)
Rollersquirrel likes this
There's a difference between best & worst.... My worst was an ACL tear involving kirkj. My best was a compound fracture to my fibula. Kirk was also involved
(7 years ago)
SpicedPumpkin likes this
^you were trying to balance kirkj on your melon head again eh?
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon likes this
The bat signal doesn't have the candles power to get out of the abyss
(7 years ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
I got my dick caught in my zipper when my gf's mom walked in
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon likes this
You're six feet tall. I will wait until you're finished with me and let you know. 
(7 years ago)
Rollersquirrel likes this
How did ya get the beans above the sausage, hey?
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this