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Fri, 21-Oct-16 6:22 PM (7 years ago)
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so where are all the women who want cum
Ahhh....you didn't listen to any of my advice.
(7 years ago)
Mark...knowing when words of advice fall on stony ground...priceless; )
(7 years ago)
Im sure they are in full sprint to get spritzed with baby batter
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
It just amuses me, TC...do people really think that just because they post dick pictures on the internet that women will be flocking to them?
(7 years ago)
luvlabias and TopCat57 like this
Why yes, yes they do, the power of the dick and all = Ok...my hand it is then
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
It didnt work for me mark but carry on dick posters i wish u luck
(7 years ago)
Barr...in my long lived experience, the lovely women we are graced with here would love to be romanced, treated with utmost respect, and above all not have a strangers penis shoved in their face.
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
But then again, I'm old fashioned0-o
(7 years ago)
Luv...thanks for the disturbing spint/spritz visual.
(7 years ago)
1. Only post pics of yourself. 2. Don't make everything about sex. 3. Treat people here like you would treat them face to face. 4. Be yourself, be polite and have fun.
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 and im_hard like this
^^^ That was the previous advice.
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
tiy went wrong when you said be yourself mark ;p
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
you*
(7 years ago)
It's lines like that, that leve you guys wanking on your own in the confines of your bedrooms, or should that just read " where are all the tissues that want cum"?
(7 years ago)
I'm pretty ballsy, JE, but even I wouldn't pop into a room of strangers and say, "So where are all the women who want my cum?!?"
(7 years ago)
Agent_K and luvlabias like this
I would, I've got the biggest balls of them all
(7 years ago)
Jagged_Edges and MarkandLacey like this
I am too Mark and niether would I...in most cases lol...he's best off referring to 46size2's advice.
(7 years ago)
^full of Helium and speaks in a squeaky voice: )
(7 years ago)
Methinks all of this will fall on stony ground....
(7 years ago)
besides...ballsy and tactless are 2 diff things.
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Not the smoothest of statuses. Come on Mr (Tim?) Barr, pull ya socks up
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Dammit, Zep...you can't quote ACDC songs...that's almost as sacrilegious as, um, Axl Hose fronting ACDC.
(7 years ago)
^gotta agree there
(7 years ago)
Is it just me or are there pi s of 2-3 different women that say "my Woman" ???
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
A small slice of every sexual AC/DC song still gets paid to Zep's Lemon Song in royalties
(7 years ago)
Agent_K and MarkandLacey like this
*pics
(7 years ago)
Hard, this user has had his pics deleted before for being web pics, and also for posting web cock pics. That's why I had number 1 up there.
(7 years ago)
Look behind you. They're all forming an orderly single file line to be blessed with your generous jizzing.
(7 years ago)
TopCat57, luvlabias and im_hard like this
belle you just made my panties wet
(7 years ago)