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Wed, 19-Oct-16 2:46 PM (7 years ago)
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Best halloween costume ideas GO!!
a nudist
(7 years ago)
Donald Clinton
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 and Chuck-81 like this
Hilary Trumpet
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon and Chuck-81 like this
They both wear pant suits....
(7 years ago)
A 17th century prostitute with zomborrhea
(7 years ago)
a recreation of the titanic but its says U.S.S.USA
(7 years ago)
dress up as a NN Nudle tongue
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 and PApda like this
I'm going just dressed normally and when people ask me what I am Ill just casually say I'm a supermodel
(7 years ago)
PApda likes this
A grown ass man who pays his bills on time. (Stolen from a comedian. Can't remember who though)
(7 years ago)
I go as a drunk.
(7 years ago)
TopCat57, PApda and BlindMelon like this
Costumes are freaking silly, I would never wear one.
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 and PApda like this
Especially when there's sexual innuendo & camera is involved
(7 years ago)
PApda and MarkandLacey like this
Last year I went as Nick Papageorgio smile Who does that? This guy
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon likes this
Dammit...my head got cut off in the profile pic. The whole devil in priests clothes amuses me and you can't see it due to the square profile format)
(7 years ago)
Vegas Vacation? Why do I know that?
(7 years ago)
irish25 likes this
Yeah the image cropping for profile pics needs some work
(7 years ago)
That's the one Melon. It took me 2 years to find a yellow suit jacket.
(7 years ago)
Those who knew died laughing. Those who didn't thought I was crazy.
(7 years ago)
Last year I went as Bill Cosby, probably not a great choice, no girls would let me buy them any drinks
(7 years ago)
I'm gonna go as a "CrimsonFucker." Basically I'll have an Alabama shirt on and be super-fucking-annoying.
(7 years ago)
(And that's not meant in a bad way toward you, Fucker)
(7 years ago)
You don't need the shirt for that, Mark; P
(7 years ago)
alabama?
(7 years ago)
Alabama- Crimson Tide
(7 years ago)
oh ok. i guess that works
(7 years ago)
You beat me, Mark
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Dammit, Melon Balls...keep our sex life out of this.
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon and happyhumper69 like this
Aw, not a King Crimson shirt? Too esoteric these days?
(7 years ago)
Our sex life?
(7 years ago)
Don't pretend we don't have a sex life, Melon Balls....I beat you and it makes you all juicy.
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 and BlindMelon like this
I have been a center piece at several of your gatherings....
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
sex life i think i have heard of this term. How does one obtain a sex life?
(7 years ago)
ima be NNumbchuck Rodriquez
(7 years ago)
One night stand
(7 years ago)
A clown
(7 years ago)
dog_tired and JediMasterBater like this