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They serve all day breakfast so I can eat and have sex at the same time
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
I like to put a sausage McMuffin on Lacey's muffin and gnaw away.
(7 years ago)
OLDKellybean1983 likes this
Mmmmm you're my kind of man Mark. I honestly prefer Krystal's but there's not one by my house
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Mark just Re-Invented the "Happy Meal" 
(7 years ago)
I was joking... But I did have sex in the parking lot of the dealership I worked at. Well sorta had sex. Lol
(7 years ago)
I understand "happy meals" have toys included...
(7 years ago)
OLDKellybean1983 likes this
I know which is why I don't sell cars anymore. Assholes
(7 years ago)
Guess that's why they ask 'for a boy or girl' lmao
(7 years ago)
I like to sex her right in the pussy. And, on occasion, in her butt.
(7 years ago)
Lord, you left out the mouth and titty fucking....bit disappointed in you, sir.
(7 years ago)
OLDKellybean1983 likes this
In Donald Trump's hair piece.
(7 years ago)
I like to coat my penis with Dorito powder and "make" Lacey lick it off...good times.
(7 years ago)
InTheMoment likes this
Which translates as 'i dip my dick in doritos then go get changed and become 'Lacey' and I self fellate'. Right?
(7 years ago)
Warning - do not try that with salt and viniger chips - or, hot jalapeño. Unless .. You like that type of cock burn.
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
"You're quirky" ...well there's a fucking shocker, Lord. ; )
(7 years ago)
LordRebellion likes this
I tried that before, Lord....Lacey just kept saying "It's so salty, it's so salty!" with a look of complete disgust on her face. (So it was basically like every other time that she's gave me a BJ)
(7 years ago)
LordRebellion likes this
I tried that too, Lord...but when I poured it on my penis some splashed in her eyes and she said "it burns, it burns!" (So basically like every other time Lacey has given me a BJ)
(7 years ago)
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