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Wed, 16-Mar-16 2:06 PM (8 years ago)
You know you'd rather fuck me than your wife/gf. You'd cheat with my tight pussy in a second 
I just found out, I accidently rubbed one and now i have a suitcase...
(8 years ago)
DubbleStrubble likes this
It's cute when 2 profiles join at the same time and the "woman" starts talking about how hot the guy is.....never seen that before. (Sarcasm font)
(8 years ago)
curiousAdam likes this
You're right, I never really liked Mrs A anyway. When can we hook up ? Want my credit card digits for premium?
(8 years ago)
I can guarantee you wouldn't turn my man's head for a second.
(8 years ago)
Don't be jealous that Lacey never talks about how hot you are 
(8 years ago)
Well this is interesting. Oh and good luck on the premium gift you asked for in your "About me".
(8 years ago)
LuLusBakery likes this
Nice to see Jonze on the friends list, a rare sight...: )
(8 years ago)
I would rather meet and have coffee with Mrs. A than fuck imaginary "tight pussy."
(8 years ago)
Out of curiosity, what exactly makes your pussy better than every other woman on NN? Does it have teeth?
(8 years ago)
LuLusBakery likes this
Blow up Lacey does it for ya?
(8 years ago)
Dare I say, teeth would not make for a better pussy. :/
(8 years ago)
^Lizzie - that isn't 'better' in my book *crosses legs*
(8 years ago)
Dammit Gunsmote.....you know all Lacey can say is "O" or sometimes "ssssss" if I'm too rough with her. 
(8 years ago)
curiousAdam likes this
and pffffffffffffffft if you let go of her at full pressure...
(8 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Mark you're not gonna like this. She doesn't drink coffee, how we lasted this long I'll never know
(8 years ago)
Stand by your beds, the brains trust just arrived...
(8 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Just don't forget Mrs A's valve is her left nipple. Just unscrew the cap, 49 PSI
(8 years ago)
Was thinking i need me a doll to, LR. It seems to be the thing to do ! *grins*
(8 years ago)
LordRebellion likes this
But..but... The thing to do ! I made a funny.... 
(8 years ago)
You know several guys here have one, Lord. Let's see who admits to it first.
(8 years ago)
DubbleStrubble likes this
Criminy. I come to status and see this first? Annoyed until I saw the stellar comments. Regular status-folk never let me down.
(8 years ago)
Well if we're describing how I taste then that's acceptable.
(8 years ago)
I shall open a candy store named "The Sweet Demon" ... Or perhaps .. A brothel.
(8 years ago)
demonoid13 likes this
Am I the queen b of the place or are u just using my name to attract the weirdos?!
(8 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
I'd give you enough to rival the great library of Alexandria!
(8 years ago)
demonoid13 likes this
Self-praise is one way to put it, Ley....I would use the term "complete lack of reality" myself.
(8 years ago)
demonoid13 likes this
yes mark iwas being polite, any ways i bet it a bloke that posted this
(8 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
ur rather polite for an internet troll mark. Like the worst troll ever.
(8 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
the only time Mark goes under a bridge, is when he needs to re inflate Lacey in private.
(8 years ago)