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Sat, 6-Feb-16 9:13 PM (8 years ago)
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You know you're bored when you put your cat's pic on your driver's licence to see if anyone notices. lol
At work, we occasionally sign part receipts as "Madonna" or "Elvis" just to see if anyone is paying attention
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
Maybe people just like looking at pussy pics EC. wink
(8 years ago)
RoxanneS and XXXEyeCandy like this
Ya think? lol
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
I have three to choose from. tongue
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
Lolol EC. Three licences?? Three pics??? tongue
(8 years ago)
Well I've been told I should have a licence for one of them. tongue
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
Double oh puss. Licence to thrill!!!! wink
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
Definitely stirred, not shaken. wink
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
So much to say... sooooo little time, (and space) wink
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
Make mine a double & very dirty .... "martini" wink
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
Puss, Wet Puss. tongue
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
Hellcat..... the floor is yours. smile
(8 years ago)
Hmm let's start with, I would very much like to provide the stir stick.. or sticks and maybe some of my own personal seasoning?
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
You've got a licence for a Wet Puss - very cool (or should that be hot?) EC wink
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
Depends on where it is, M. lol
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
Sticks and seasoning, Cat? To hell with the drinks! Let's eat. tongue
(8 years ago)
Of course EC. It's all about location. Somewhere tropical - you know hot and steamy .... smile
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
Yep, Down Under would be about right. tongue
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
It's summer here. You wouldn't need to wear much at all (hint, hint) wink
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
@XXX that sounds XXXCellent, I'll start with a little nibble of thigh before moving to the main course if you don't mind. wink
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
Now that's something I'm used to, in case you haven't noticed. tongue
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
A tour down under - and you with your Wet Puss licence? Who could resist!!!!
(8 years ago)
Lack of clothing, I mean. tongue
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
Phew ...*fans himself* let me regain my compusure lol. How exactly does one put a pic of a pet on your licence. I'm trying to imagine the scene at the licence bureau when they are taking the pic. lol
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
It helps if the photographer is visually impaired. lol
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
Lololol. Don't they notice the different voice? smile
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
Nibble away, hellcat. wink
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
Not if they're hearing impaired. smile
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
Who's the photographer - Tommy, the pinball wizard? lololol
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy and steelrat60 like this
Yep that supple wrist will come in handy. tongue
(8 years ago)
msyd and steelrat60 like this
lololol "How do you think he does it ... I don't know .. What makes him so good?" takes on a whole new meaning wink
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
Based on the trend of the conversation, I suspect what you're after XXX isn't a wrist, and has nothing at all to do with supple. wink
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
You'd be surprised, Cat. Supple=flexibility. Never a bad thing. wink
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
Crazy flipper fingers, huh? Now I'm getting the vapours. lol
(8 years ago)
msyd and steelrat60 like this
Fair to say, XXX fair to say..
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
lololol. Wait until you see him "stand like a statue, becomes part of the machine". OMG!!!
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy and steelrat60 like this
What, my cat? lol
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
Flexible being a good thing.. wink
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
lol. If your cat has multiple personalities, that would explain it. smile
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
There is that other Who song - "Substitute". I'm thinking cats are Who fans smile
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
Yes, he does. How did you know? tongue
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
My scotch for gin...
(8 years ago)
msyd and XXXEyeCandy like this
350 at last count. lol
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
Nine lives need at least nine personalities, don't you think?
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
No plastic spoon in my mouth. Just sayin'. wink
(8 years ago)
msyd and steelrat60 like this
Speaking about myself - I look pretty young, but I'm just back-dated, yeah
(8 years ago)
steelrat60 and XXXEyeCandy like this
Yes, M. But not all at once. lol
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
As long as you're not past ypur expiry date it's all good. If you are, we need to talk. tongue
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
Re cats: Sybil redux smile Not much of a script (meow.... meow, meow) but helluva scene with the mice smile
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
Not at the expiry date by any means. I have a very long (ahem) "shelf life" wink
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
Eeek! Did you say MICE????? lol
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
I hate those meeces to pieces!!! smile
(8 years ago)
steelrat60 and XXXEyeCandy like this
Yes but does your shelf life run out before you need to take The Test? wink
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
I mean, I know you're happy in the driver's seat. tongue
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
Oh yeah. And even happier in the back seat .... just sayin' tongue
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
"Baby, you can drive my car " smile
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
Why thank you. wink. But I can show you a better time than that. : p
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
Great "...I can start right away" wink
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
Well babe, you know I've ALWAYS got something to say. tongue
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
Now I've got a Norwegian Wood, lololol smile
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy and steelrat60 like this
Let's see what I can do to prevent you from falling asleep in the bath. tongue
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this
I'm in the bath and in the hands of licence to thrill Wet Puss. OMG. No, I won't be falling asleep any time soon!!! tongue
(8 years ago)
XXXEyeCandy likes this
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr. wink
(8 years ago)
msyd likes this