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Fri, 1-Apr-16 11:44 AM (8 years ago)
Just letting my friends know that I've been given orders from the government to join a convent by Noon today. It's been a slice everyone. 
apparintally is aprilla tools day
(8 years ago)
Bring on the Reformation!!! High noon at the EC Corral 
(8 years ago)
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Suddenly, 'Get thee to a nunnery' has taken on a whole new meaning. ;p
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And a super bad Friday to you EC. In the most funky, James Brown kind of way. 'Cause 'you've got soul and you're super bad'
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I'm of Irish stock who came to Oz and became publicans and brewers. Happy St Pat's day everyone - this round's on me
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Wed, 9-Mar-16 6:44 PM (8 years ago)
RIP George Martin. Thank you for your genius and introducing the world to some of the greatest music of all time.
It is impossible for me to imagine modern music without his influence. Time to dig out Revolver, Abbey Road, Sgt Pepper and the White Album. Check out the "Produced by George Martin" doco.
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Wed, 9-Mar-16 1:00 AM (8 years ago)
Ladies, happy International Women's Day. Swing by my blog for an interesting quiz.
Swing by my blog for an interesting quiz.
Geez, Pony. I had no idea you're that well hung. : p
(8 years ago)
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Yes. Happy International Women's Day everyone. Here's hoping that the celebrations and reflections bring us a step closer to a fairer and equitable world. I'm off to read your blog, EC
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Delayed and late telecast here in Oz. I'll watch what I can. Congrats to the winners. Looking forward to watching Chris Rock in action
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Loved his opening. Recording the rest of the show for later.
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Sat, 27-Feb-16 7:03 PM (8 years ago)
Ashley Graham makes the cover of the Swimsuit Issue. Bravo, Sports Illustrated!
Sun, 14-Feb-16 4:03 PM (8 years ago)
Spreading the love, sexy NN. Sending you all a valentine. xxx
Happy Valentine's Day 
Candy, I hope you have a perfect XXX day!!
Candy, I hope you have a perfect XXX day!!
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Fri, 12-Feb-16 10:33 PM (8 years ago)
I wonder.....what the NBA players on the All Star 2016 team are like when they're away from their sport.....
Probably not but are they? I think today they're paid to fill venues and move merchandise.
(8 years ago)
It's a broader question than the NBA. All that money and status and testosterone. I sincerely hope they have managers that set them up for life after the game ie most of their adult lives..
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I don't think there is a single type to describe the NBA players.. But there are some predictable temptations.
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Tue, 9-Feb-16 12:20 AM (8 years ago)
'With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs'. James Thurber
Some days I'm still feeling like 16. Some days like Abe Vigoda!
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Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
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Some days you feel like you're 16??? 'Waiter, I'll have whatever he's having.'.
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Sat, 6-Feb-16 9:13 PM (8 years ago)
You know you're bored when you put your cat's pic on your driver's licence to see if anyone notices. lol
Now I've got a Norwegian Wood, lololol
(8 years ago)
I'm in the bath and in the hands of licence to thrill Wet Puss. OMG. No, I won't be falling asleep any time soon!!! 
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Fri, 5-Feb-16 10:16 PM (8 years ago)
Your Starbucks order says everything about who you are. Just sayin'.
Never had Starbucks. I'm not paying that much for a cup of coffee.
(8 years ago)
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Yep.. He's the digger with something bigger, the chappy
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Wilma's in her thong to get some of that long, strong schlong
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Mon, 1-Feb-16 5:57 PM (8 years ago)
'The standard you walk past is the standard you're prepared to accept.' Chief of Army, Lieutenant General David Morrison, Australia's Man of the Year.
Great quote EC. This comes from an electrifying speech he gave to the army following a disgusting series of events involving bullying and sexual harassment of the worst kind. Catch his speech on YT
(8 years ago)
Further breaking all stereotypes, Morrison's speech-writer, Gp Capt Catherine McGregor, underwent gender reassignment while in the army. She was made Queensland's Australian of the year for 2016.
(8 years ago)
I love those words. It's basically saying ignore mediocrity at your peril.
(8 years ago)
You're tongue is sticking out? See if you can find my weak spot lol
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And I'll raise you ....... No wait, I'm the one who's just got a "raise"
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Wed, 27-Jan-16 9:09 PM (8 years ago)
You know you're lost all faith in your electronics when you've gone back to using an old school paper calendar. lol
Dentists - every day is wall to wall oral, wetness, fillings and cavities. A bit like NN??
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Sat, 23-Jan-16 11:16 PM (8 years ago)
Today I witnessed a standoff between a Furry and a scotty dog. And I'm not sure which side won. Identity crisis? lol
So I guess a lap dance is out of the question, Will.
(8 years ago)
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Tail wagging, greet you with a lick ... What's not to like, lol?
(8 years ago)
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Oh that ... It points in a different direction to a dog's. And I definitely don't want it docked! Lol
(8 years ago)
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Send some of that cool weather over here. I am melting.
(8 years ago)
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Had to step out for a bit candy, not sure about anywhere els, but in your neighborhood the forcast calls for hot with 100% chance of fantasy!
(8 years ago)
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Well shucks Will, I didn't know I had that effect on you.
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The big storm is all over the news here in Oz. Hope everyone is safe and out of harms way. Please take care folks.
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Tue, 19-Jan-16 1:18 AM (8 years ago)
R.I.P., Glenn Frey. . May that peaceful, easy feeling stay with you.
. May that peaceful, easy feeling stay with you.
my guess is they will quit now candy,he was central to it all,wasnt he?
(8 years ago)
That's a sad thought Lyn....he's irreplaceable...but at least they're all solo artists in their own right. Who knows, they may decide to stay together and pick up a proven player.
(8 years ago)
FYI...there will a tribute to Glenn at the Grammies Sunday night by the rest of the band and Jackson Browne.
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Mon, 18-Jan-16 12:01 AM (8 years ago)
K, I've cracked 900. . Does this mean I'm ready for Narcissists Anonymous? lol
. Does this mean I'm ready for Narcissists Anonymous? lol
Lolol. Too true EC. There are quite a few of us in an "all hands on dick" situation
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Next week? Whoa you lusty lassy. Don't know if I could keep up , lol!
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"and may the toilet paper of your life always have a point folded into it ,so you know the way ..."
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Worth checking out EC. The band is easy star all stars. Have also done reggae versions of Thriller, Sgt Pepper and ok computer. Fun summer music
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Wed, 13-Jan-16 12:30 AM (8 years ago)
So Jerry Hall is engaged to 89-yr old Rupert Murdoch. WTF? Somebody must be low on cash. lol
Best wishes to the lovebirds. Here's hoping the length of this thread is a good omen
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Sun, 10-Jan-16 11:18 PM (8 years ago)
My god, I love Ricky Gervais. Can't wait to see who he skewers tonight. lol
He is a hoot, and does not care everyone in a target
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Love RG's work. He does an ad for a telco here that has to be seen to be believed. Hilarious.
(8 years ago)
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