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Thu, 15-Oct-15 12:59 AM (8 years ago)
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Just got my 10 year sheild.....wonder how much cum I have squirted...
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congrats!!
(8 years ago)
Congrats john!
(8 years ago)
10 years on NN equates to a Doctorate of Pervology.
(8 years ago)
yah!
(8 years ago)
^^^ The doctor is in.
(8 years ago)
It has been a lot of fun...hoping for more...
(8 years ago)
I am not a Doctor, but I do play one on NN.
(8 years ago)
I have a feeling you're really good at playing doctor, TWL.
(8 years ago)
Oh, I am. I bring my own scopes.
(8 years ago)
I need a good female doctor
(8 years ago)
John, My specialty is prostate tickling.
(8 years ago)
*makes an appointment
(8 years ago)
someone really good at math could probably figure this out x ml x x hrs/day x 10 years or something
(8 years ago)
Doctor, doctor...gimme the news. I got a bad case of lovin you. : )
(8 years ago)
That would make my cock cum
(8 years ago)
A popular search engine that starts with a Y says "The average ejaculate measured in 1300 volunteers is 3.2 +/- 1.4 ml".
(8 years ago)
noboz you are my new math hero wink
(8 years ago)
Dammit, Nobo....you gotta convert it to gallons for me to understand that.
(8 years ago)
so is a Wad 1.4 ml or 1.8 ml? cause I measure in how many wad shoot out onto my chest LOL
(8 years ago)
Over 10 years it has to be a lot
(8 years ago)
One gallon (US) equals 3,785.41 milliliters so that averagers out to about 1,183 orgasms.
(8 years ago)
Think I lost my appetite just now for some reason
(8 years ago)
a gallon of cum...imperial or US
(8 years ago)
This has evolved into a very complex status. I was told there would be no math here.
(8 years ago)
I am out of here. No one told me about math
(8 years ago)
One gallon (Imp) equals 4546.09 milliters so the English gents average out to about 1420 orgasms to their gallon.
(8 years ago)
Close your eyes Mark. My next question is how many sperm per gallon
(8 years ago)
for me that would be zero lol
(8 years ago)
That gets a little sticky (so to speak)... the number of sperm per ml. varies widely between 20 million and 150 million.
(8 years ago)
noboz. I think I love you smile
(8 years ago)
I can hear the Partridge Family song now...
(8 years ago)
oh man so can i unsure
(8 years ago)
Noboz, is sperm is some way attracted to a woman's eyes?
(8 years ago)
*is sperm in some way
(8 years ago)
Only the sadistic sperm
(8 years ago)
I think I should change my name to "hijack" I dont visit status often but when I do that seems to be my forte. sorry John!
(8 years ago)
"HiJuicy" would be more appropriate.
(8 years ago)
touche
(8 years ago)