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Sun, 2-Aug-15 4:27 AM (8 years ago)
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lmao ive never even heard of "Angry Dragon" until now...
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??? love the new avatar Silly very beautiful xx
(8 years ago)
Thank you Cold, how are you?
(8 years ago)
lol
(8 years ago)
That is a smoking hot profile picture you got there
(8 years ago)
All good love nice sunny relaxing sunday ..how are you doin darli?
(8 years ago)
Hey Chuckster, hows it going, thank you
(8 years ago)
A spitting python was new to me up until a few years ago.
(8 years ago)
i wonder how many dumb drunk frat bros have attempted shit like the angry dragon and donkey punching and so on and so forth...
(8 years ago)
I'm good thank you
(8 years ago)
The angry what now?? :\
(8 years ago)
Visible im sure someones been stupid enough and i hope they got punched someplace awful
(8 years ago)
Bran- Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
(8 years ago)
Im good...and I hope you are too smile
(8 years ago)
yeah, i'm sure someone has, unfortunately.
(8 years ago)
Oh. That. I just call that a Cream-Filled Muffin.
(8 years ago)
first time I've heard that one eek I wouldn't dare do that to a woman that has her teeth near my genitals scared
(8 years ago)
lol hh, you got that right
(8 years ago)
haha Bran already has a name for this
(8 years ago)
scared me either hump
(8 years ago)
oh gentlemen only because you're afraid of being bitten? for shame tongue
(8 years ago)
i'd rather tell a joke and get them to shoot it through their nose than have to smack them. then it'd actually be funny to the both of us. tongue
(8 years ago)
I never heard of that until now! Not pleasant!
(8 years ago)
I have piercings, I have tattoos....but sharp stuff near little Happy.....nope!
(8 years ago)
Wish my "joking brain" was functional while getting a blow job, but last I remember, it's not. Although it's been many, many, many, many years since I came from a blow job. :\
(8 years ago)
Lets hope its more a joke than anything Daffodil, most men would be smart enough to see they wouldnt be getting a 2nd round after that lol
(8 years ago)
no idea what anyone is talking about here... but if it is an insult then I wouldn't be doing it. Not my style.
(8 years ago)
you too, bran..... a bj feels awesome but I just... cant.... get there
(8 years ago)
silly you wouldnt be game enough if ya were dumb enough to do that ...lol
(8 years ago)
Lol that's true silly!!! I hope!! wink x
(8 years ago)
There are plenty of dumb girls out there. Plus, they could be drunk at the time as well...
(8 years ago)