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Wed, 27-Aug-14 12:44 PM (9 years ago)
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Ok, so I've got to ask. Never done it before so can anyone explain the attraction of watersports??? At the moment I don't see the appeal!
I think swimming is boring too. Miss A_C
(9 years ago)
Ha ha - I guess I asked for that smile
(9 years ago)
i like all sorts of watersports... from sufing to kiteboarding, wakeboarding, even scuba diving grin
(9 years ago)
Lacey wants to play a new game with me. She said she's gonna tie me to a bench and put a towel over my face and the rest is a surprise. ...she calls it "water boarding." I can't wait!
(9 years ago)
Should be a gargle.......ooops giggle Mark...: )
(9 years ago)
good times Mark wink
(9 years ago)
Apparent she learned it when she was in the CIA, TC....
(9 years ago)
dammit..i was at the FBI and they never taught us that sad
(9 years ago)
Ok, You've all had your fun smile, but you ALL know that, that is NOT the kind of watersports to which I was referring to, and that I am infact talking about the act of urinating on other people.
(9 years ago)
Come on, tell me? What is the joy in being pissed on???
(9 years ago)
What? Watersports means being urinated on? Seems a bit unsanitary to me...I hope they use a condom when they do it.
(9 years ago)
Better to be pissed off than pissed on, I always say
(9 years ago)
we actually sprung for one of those new gizmos....i think its called a toilet.
(9 years ago)
Ok, you win you lot smile. Your are all crazy, I'm pleased to say - lol
(9 years ago)
Serious answer Dilman, I can't see how it would be enjoyable...but, to each their own.
(9 years ago)
I fail to see the appeal of Watersports, but it seems to make a big Splash for some . lol
(9 years ago)
Mark is right on.....but there are still worse things that people do to (on) each other on the i-net.....
(9 years ago)
Undis, there's a waterpark here called Slashtown so that's damn amusing. Makes me look at the place in a whole new way.
(9 years ago)
that being said...i almost pee'd myself over the water-boarding comment....lmao
(9 years ago)
Always happy to add new perspectives to things Mark. lol smile
(9 years ago)
As long as the people involved are consensual adults, it's their business. I'm sure some people think my fetish for lesbian, Canadian, Amish midgets is a bit strange...
(9 years ago)
just a bit strange? wink
(9 years ago)
my girlfriend is a one-legged Canadian, Amish, lesbian.....why would that be strange???
(9 years ago)
Amish midgets? - that's more than a bit strange smile. Youngwife - I've farted whilst windsurfing, so you've beat me there - lol
(9 years ago)
A "little" strange Flitter. smile
(9 years ago)
..and before you all ask.. no my fart didn't make me go any quicker !
(9 years ago)
uh huh...because, i assume, you were wearing swim trunks...
(9 years ago)
has onyone had a mental image of a one-legged, Canadianm Amish Midget appear in there head. Or is it just me??
(9 years ago)
lol.... gonna leave it at that. maybe i won't go to work today after all....
(9 years ago)
hahaha...nice one youngwife, yes, that could have been the problem :-0
(9 years ago)