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Sat, 5-Jul-14 12:20 PM (9 years ago)
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looking to own a online slut
Thay cost money lol
(9 years ago)
They
(9 years ago)
see if someone has one listed on ebay
(9 years ago)
If you send me $1,999.99 I'll send you a slut title and my new pamphet, "101 Internet Scams." devil
(9 years ago)
I wonder if there is such a thing as a low mileage slut...
(9 years ago)
Wow Sidders, surprised you managed to get that on here. It usually blocks links.
(9 years ago)
I did wonder whether I was breaking a rule but sometimes, you just have to live on the edge.
(9 years ago)
LOL, having an online slut would be like going to the Mcdonalds website for lunch!
(9 years ago)
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prositute for a hug....
(9 years ago)
this gets the "Best Status So Far Today" award LOL
(9 years ago)
Online slut or not it is still masturbation
(9 years ago)
In the good old days we seemed to be able to masturbate quite well without the need of a computer
(9 years ago)
good old days....you mean Playboy smile
(9 years ago)
<<< smile
(9 years ago)
^^^ Culture Club...No!!!! Make that song stop playing in my head!!!
(9 years ago)
Bazza does it best grin
(9 years ago)
culture club, now that was a most unfortunate addition to the music scene
(9 years ago)
Barry Manilow in fact smile
(9 years ago)
lol, the link got deleted. For the benefit of the innocent, it is possible to buy an online slut on a well known online auction website, well a book about one anyway wink
(9 years ago)
No, the "About Me" part of your profile, Copacabana.
(9 years ago)
Agree M&L, I always wondered what the dude got out of cumming on a chamelion?
(9 years ago)
Ah, the chameleon that I gave a bit of artistic license to lol.
(9 years ago)
Pool little lizard doesn't need to be splattered with all that stuff. sad
(9 years ago)
I agree, he must have been a real sickko
(9 years ago)