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Tue, 18-Feb-14 6:18 PM (10 years ago)
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So what is everyone up to?
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(10 years ago)
wait... stop me if you've heard this one, about 6'3" ahahahaha......hahahahaha.......ha!
(10 years ago)
I'm actually only 4'11"....I look much taller in pictures though.
(10 years ago)
they do say the camera adds about 10 feet... or was that pounds?
(10 years ago)
^ yes. Side note, what the hell is a zipper body shape?
(10 years ago)
Side note #2, getting your penis caught in your zipper fuckin hurts.
(10 years ago)
thankfully it only happened once when i was way little. my dad was to freaked out to help, mom to the rescue!
(10 years ago)
how did you get the beans zipped above the franks?
(10 years ago)
i tried to google zipper body shape... i got a picture of a woman modeling with down syndrome, not sure if that's helpful or not, but she looks happy
(10 years ago)
Well happniess is the key to a happy life
(10 years ago)
I try to keep hot dogs and beans out of my pants, Pebbles...
(10 years ago)
alrighty......
(10 years ago)
I'm sorry that Pebbles hijacked your status, Latino. The man has absolutely no manners. wink
(10 years ago)
the nerve of some people...
(10 years ago)
Jerk.
(10 years ago)