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bmwman66
Wed, 22-Jan-14 12:40 PM (10 years ago)
tip
afternoon all,,,whats for lunch ???? lol
voyeur6569
Ready ????? *lix* smile
(10 years ago)
voyeur6569
sure but this is status lyn smile
(10 years ago)
lynskey
pfttt.........technicalities
(10 years ago)
voyeur6569
tongue
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
i have a big appetite lyn,,,been starving myself,,,just to be sure lol
(10 years ago)
lynskey
tuck in then....
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
where to start mmh lol
(10 years ago)
lynskey
you need to ask???
(10 years ago)
voyeur6569
if you don't know bmw...you're in the wrong place ...lmao
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
was just thinking out loud,,,cant believe my luck you see lol
(10 years ago)
voyeur6569
He who hesitates--------
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
i know where i am voy lol,,,lyn with strawberries and cream lol
(10 years ago)
lynskey
...and no spoon wink
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
spooning yes spoon ,,,no lol
(10 years ago)
lynskey
*eyes start to glaze over*
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
that cream gets everywhere lyn,,,yum yum lol
(10 years ago)
lynskey
well that's the general idea hun wink
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
spreads it even further with tongue
(10 years ago)
lynskey
now you are talking
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
no talking ,,tongue busy lol
(10 years ago)
lynskey
well I am lapping this up if you are too wink
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
i am,,oh,,got cream on my bits !!
(10 years ago)
lynskey
not, now you aint
(10 years ago)
fantasm
leave the room for just a second, and look what peeps get up too! w00t
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
i felt that,,and i liked it lol
(10 years ago)
lynskey
no shame, have I?
(10 years ago)
fantasm
Sodom and Gomorrah! Have you no shame??? blink
(10 years ago)
fantasm
it does you no crudity, lyns, to answer the questions before I ask them! smile
(10 years ago)
fantasm
*not crudity but credit LOL
(10 years ago)
lynskey
but you know I read your mind..............and yes it was idyllic
(10 years ago)
fantasm
well, be about you business...if it's fornicating and swiving you want, please don't let me interrupt.
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
shame,,,whats shame ! lol
(10 years ago)
fantasm
what a shame! lol!
(10 years ago)
fantasm
of course...if I was invited...
(10 years ago)
lynskey
he's enjoying his back forest gateaux hun .with cream
(10 years ago)
fantasm
not that I'd ever...
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
it was invited fanta,,,i am just having lyn for lunch !
(10 years ago)
lynskey
you know you dont need an invite ever, fanta
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
sorry miss read you fanta,,got cream in me eyes !,,you are invited too lol
(10 years ago)
fantasm
oh, well, in *that* case, let the sinning return to high gear!
(10 years ago)
fantasm
what goes where?
(10 years ago)
lynskey
we can test his appetite wink
(10 years ago)
lynskey
tongues only, no condiments
(10 years ago)
fantasm
well, since he's started on you, let's see if he can finish and work his way up the buffer table smile (Pssst! Is he any good? Answer in code.)
(10 years ago)
fantasm
*buffet
(10 years ago)
lynskey
gruppepenn dossstyarflejed nuder sis ekr by smile
(10 years ago)
fantasm
fuck! I knew I should have learned those older codes sad
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
i,m going for a taste of everything girls lol
(10 years ago)
fantasm
ouldway ouyay aysay ehay isay anyay oodgay?
(10 years ago)
lynskey
ah, it was a dialect from a former galaxy that imploded in the romulan era, the translation is..........yes
(10 years ago)
fantasm
ok, bmw, eat to my heart's content smile
(10 years ago)
fantasm
mmm...are you part giraffe?
(10 years ago)
lynskey
miut ouldway ? lol huyty tetew h'yrty unlyyh chrtuuik,lol wink
(10 years ago)
Onionheart
still in bed with senile cat. breakfast is calling me.....
(10 years ago)
lynskey
ture dat.................. miaow
(10 years ago)
lynskey
lol *true
(10 years ago)
fantasm
hami-hami goush-ghoush! And I ain't kidding. We arescay imhay offay??? confused
(10 years ago)
Onionheart
meow to you, too
(10 years ago)
lynskey
purring here though
(10 years ago)
Onionheart
ta chatte?
(10 years ago)
fantasm
tits love you lyns; but he may just love a tree even more devil
(10 years ago)
lynskey
his morning wood?
(10 years ago)
fantasm
LOL
(10 years ago)
fantasm
ou est monsieur bmw??? confused
(10 years ago)
Onionheart
some of my best friends are trees
(10 years ago)
lynskey
il est occupe dans mon derriere...
(10 years ago)
fantasm
"some"? I thought "all"! lol!
(10 years ago)
Onionheart
Bien Sur!
(10 years ago)
fantasm
ah, mais c'est la guerre!
(10 years ago)
lynskey
c'est fantastique et maintenant je adore la bouche, non?
(10 years ago)
Onionheart
the trees are asleep. winchill -28C at the moment
(10 years ago)
fantasm
bien surf? at Big Sur? Did you bring our boards?
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
bloody hell,,lunch time is over,,,,and i,m no where near finished !
(10 years ago)
Onionheart
my tongue is long, strong, muscular, slippery & agile
(10 years ago)
Onionheart
I saw Big Sur one time. very beatiful place.
(10 years ago)
lynskey
dessert for mista beemah cumming up
(10 years ago)
fantasm
@lyns: mais oui! smile
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
lsy back and lets enjoy that too lyn lol
(10 years ago)
lynskey
some new tricks to try tonight, fanta wink
(10 years ago)
fantasm
@hairy: ever been to point lobo? near monterey?
(10 years ago)
Onionheart
Yes
(10 years ago)
fantasm
new tricks indeed!<---- double mixer cipher code smile
(10 years ago)
lynskey
naturellement mon cherie
(10 years ago)
Onionheart
lots of happy barking seals
(10 years ago)
fantasm
and sea otters, opening abalone on they bellies! lol!...how long ago? smile
(10 years ago)
fantasm
*their
(10 years ago)
Onionheart
33 years ago, probably
(10 years ago)
Onionheart
maybe 35 years ago
(10 years ago)
fantasm
Just went two years ago; brother lives in Santa Cruz; as an east coast bigot prepared to despise California, I was blown away: one of the most stunningly beautiful things I've ever seen!
(10 years ago)
Onionheart
yes. I drove through there with a friend from Portland and was deeply impressed.
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
comes up for air lol
(10 years ago)
fantasm
hey, hub! lyns is gettin' all the eaten. What am I? A potted plant? smile
(10 years ago)
lynskey
oh my god fant,don't stop him now wink
(10 years ago)
fantasm
proceed, man, proceed!
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
i,m doing my best here fanta !!
(10 years ago)
lynskey
my god he IS related to a giraffe wink
(10 years ago)
fantasm
twiddle, twiddle, twiddle, twiddle...love you all, but I think I have to be off to bed now! bye! xoxoxo
(10 years ago)
Ley-dd
i had eggs
(10 years ago)
lynskey
join you later hun ...
(10 years ago)
Onionheart
eating my scrambled eggs w garlic, potatoes, green onions, salsa all over creation
(10 years ago)
   
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