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Sun, 29-Dec-13 10:46 PM (10 years ago)
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i have been subjected to nonstop one liners from phil ur holes for the last hour. i am about to shove his kindle sideways up his arse.
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he would enjoy that
(10 years ago)
not sideways.....
(10 years ago)
pics
(10 years ago)
how many pairs of hands do you think i have? might have to get the puppy to help me pin him down....
(10 years ago)
What did the kindle do wrong ?
(10 years ago)
im glad she is into casual sex cos i hate dressing up smile
(10 years ago)
ffs see what i mean? *goes on rampage*
(10 years ago)
hey phil? i'd duck now if i was you
(10 years ago)
Char? Would you like me to shank him in the kidney?
(10 years ago)
i redact my previous advice phil, run and hide, don't just duck, lol
(10 years ago)
twl, be my guest!
(10 years ago)
oooooooooooh Phil!! I have a cute little kitty to show you. *hands behind back*
(10 years ago)
if you throw a cat out the car window is it kitty litter?
(10 years ago)
Oh god! Char....we need to institutionalize him.
(10 years ago)
you are sleeping on the sofa tonight if you dont pack it in.....
(10 years ago)
Does he like being beaten up or something? :O
(10 years ago)
i think we need to raise a posse....
(10 years ago)
or a possum
(10 years ago)
my madness has it's toll. please have exact change ready
(10 years ago)
see what i bloody mean? shall i call the community mental health team?
(10 years ago)
i've heard a bag of frozen fishcakes makes a handy weapon
(10 years ago)
hmmmm.....will a vienetta do instead?
(10 years ago)
ummmmm, sure *runs off to google vienetta*
(10 years ago)
its a mint choc chip one as well.....
(10 years ago)
Man who go on and on with one liners, subject to nard removal.
(10 years ago)
any more of this and i will have my woman like i like my coffee - ground up and in the freezer !
(10 years ago)
why do i get the feeling that he's just sitting there, reading all of this and laughing in the face of danger
(10 years ago)
hes got a deathwish. i guess thats one way of getting out of going to work tomorrow....
(10 years ago)
well, can't blame him on that... glad i saved my vacation time up
(10 years ago)
though i . walk thru the valley of death i will fear no evil - for i am the worst SOB in the valley smile
(10 years ago)