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Mon, 10-Feb-14 7:09 AM (10 years ago)
Overcrowding at the local cemetary has reached crisis point. Concerned officials described the crisis as a grave situation.
TrillandChris likes this
Mon, 10-Feb-14 6:55 AM (10 years ago)
I was thinking of hitting on the girl at my local cornershop. But I couldn't find the right angle...
Mon, 10-Feb-14 6:21 AM (10 years ago)
Ahh the damnation which is getting incredibly comfortable only to need a piss five minutes later
I hate washing my hands to prepare food, only to realise I have to pee (running water) and then I have to wash my hands again
(10 years ago)
I feel like additional, much needed, relief could be next on the agenda...
(10 years ago)
Tue, 4-Feb-14 3:25 AM (10 years ago)
Why is there no "men in underwear" category? I never know what one to choose.
Prettyeyes005 and missystyle like this
Seems like a glaring omission, dish. Looking forward to seeing your pic(s): )
(10 years ago)
Fri, 24-Jan-14 2:32 AM (10 years ago)
The sun came out today. Which was surprising, as I would never have guessed it was gay.
Here all this week. Actually I've been here since 2006. FML.
(10 years ago)
There's a two drink minimum and don't forget to tip your waitresses!
(10 years ago)
Wed, 1-Jan-14 9:18 PM (10 years ago)
Let's have a little Sherlock then. Who else is watching?
Damnit Fifi. There's no way I can focus on Sherlock now that I have your gallery in front of me.
(10 years ago)
Fri, 27-Dec-13 11:47 PM (10 years ago)
I have to admire pornstars. They're always hard at work.
rhinostool likes this
I certainly dont suffer from that, dish.... and yes, I had to look it up
(10 years ago)
Sun, 15-Dec-13 6:45 AM (10 years ago)
Fellow insomniacs: Only 4 more sleeps 'til Christmas!
Wed, 28-Aug-13 1:21 AM (10 years ago)
Got subjected to the weirdest chat-up routine this past weekend. Some girl came up to me and asked for my customer number.
Elle40 likes this
lmao. mrs says women hit on me all the time and I don't even realize it. I think she's just trying to stoke my ego.
(10 years ago)
I've been oblivious before, but I challenge anyone to realize they're being hit on by a girl dropping that shit!
(10 years ago)
Lol... I'd definitely prefer something else get stroked than my ego too.
(10 years ago)
Wed, 1-May-13 10:31 PM (11 years ago)
they should rename this newbienudesforveterantrolls
MrCoverYou and JediMasterBater like this
Tue, 30-Apr-13 12:44 AM (11 years ago)
My finger hurts, from scrolling too hard with the mouse...
Thu, 17-Jan-13 5:02 PM (11 years ago)
Alright. It's been a while. What's been happening?
Mon, 3-Dec-12 7:49 AM (11 years ago)
I may have conquered a new threshold. The first NN musical performance.
spicy_purr and Waerfeles like this
I knew there had to be others. Perhaps we ought to form a band...
(11 years ago)
Sun, 2-Dec-12 8:02 PM (11 years ago)
I just uploaded a vid... but it's entirely of the unexpected variety
Thu, 29-Nov-12 11:51 PM (11 years ago)
I just had a 20 year-old inform me that I'm "not bad for a 31 year-old". I don't know whether to blush or weep inconsolably...
hotstuff4 likes this
I would never say such a think about a woman's body @LP, especially if, as in your case, it were entirely not true!
(11 years ago)
I think guys say these things sometimes to get a reaction. It's a trick. Beautiful women hear compliments all the time. An obscure comment like that will stand out and be more noticed.
(11 years ago)
Thu, 29-Nov-12 5:38 AM (11 years ago)
I tore my underwear doing the latest batch. Apparently they're not designed for this kind of work...
Sweet_heet likes this
maybe you should consult with the deluth trading company for their next big thing......
(11 years ago)
get in the tub...and start the water...and wash your wiener till it gets an erection....then think of stuff...like me in the shower too...and bend me over and put your wiener inside....and ejaculate..
(11 years ago)
good boy tardis....bring a cup and fill it daily...and when its full...let me drink of it...lisa
(11 years ago)
You know, I always find getting business done in the shower to be difficult. Either soap irritation or problems due to slipping on the floor...
(11 years ago)
I can't do business in the shower either. I'd try a hot tub though.
(11 years ago)
Sun, 18-Nov-12 9:39 AM (11 years ago)
Usual peak in to survey the carnage... Yep.
Fri, 16-Nov-12 4:12 AM (11 years ago)
My most popular post is me entirely clothed, in a suit, fully buttoned-up to the top. Does this say something about me, the site, or the way women think?
So is my pics, and I think that says the most about ME, but you I would say it says about what women like
(11 years ago)
Women! Hours in the gym and they say stuff like "oooh, he's got nice hands"... sigh...
(11 years ago)
Surprisingly, I posted 4 pics the other day and the one with the most views was me fully clothed in a dress! Lol
(11 years ago)
Thu, 15-Nov-12 4:51 AM (11 years ago)
Anyone still browse through the pictures feed? What's your favourite category?
oh wow.. hmm, I'm in lust... geezzzz.. got another man to perv when I'm here... do love your sense of humour, Dishab.
(11 years ago)
Lol... trust me dreaming, if you'd ever tried being me you'd know how essential a sense of humour is
(11 years ago)
smiles... it's part of life, sweets.. if I didn't I'd take my life too seriously... oy, so not worth it... *hugs* umm, yeah, I'm a soft huggy touchy feelly sort. then again, I also kick ass as needed
(11 years ago)
I think that's a good way to be. Life is there for the laughing.
(11 years ago)
nods... definitely agree... besides.. it brings out the happy lines on faces... Love 'em. and. laughing hard enough does wonders for the abs
(11 years ago)
Wed, 14-Nov-12 9:05 PM (11 years ago)
FFS... actually did go to put the kettle on, only to discover I am out of milk. The humanity!
I manage to find Hobnobs (no mean feat in the US). I intend to indulge.
(11 years ago)
Blimey. You poor deprived person. I was getting branston pickle and brown sauce shipped out to me when i lived stateside for a bit.....
(11 years ago)
I found some Branston and tolerable chedder too. It was a happy day...
(11 years ago)
Wed, 14-Nov-12 3:06 AM (11 years ago)
Something crazy just happened while I was lazing on the couch...
It was kind've a "two steps forward, one step back" kinda thing
(11 years ago)