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soprano31's Recent Statuses
Mon, 22-Aug-16 3:09 PM (7 years ago)
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Took a Viagra today just to see if it works. Funny!!
Don't get it caught in your throat, you will have a stiff neck for hours.
(7 years ago)
Report back in 4 hours.
(7 years ago)
and if you experience an erection lasting for more than 6 hours, see your doctor
(7 years ago)
Mon, 2-Dec-13 9:09 AM (10 years ago)
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Morning fuckers
Evening dickhead. Miss A_C
(10 years ago)
My reputation preceeds me
(10 years ago)
Morning! X
(10 years ago)
Mon, 2-Sep-13 9:40 AM (10 years ago)
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Getting nothing done. Must. Stop. Perving!!!
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Fri, 30-Aug-13 5:42 AM (10 years ago)
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Morning y'all
Wed, 28-Aug-13 5:36 AM (10 years ago)
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Burned the skin from the roof of my mouth. Bollocks that hurt!
I could ave told you that fire eatin' ain't healthy smile
(10 years ago)
But it's so much fun!
(10 years ago)
Tue, 27-Aug-13 5:38 AM (10 years ago)
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Stretching like a cat
Mon, 24-Jun-13 6:09 AM (10 years ago)
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And the day starts off with a 'GRRRRRRR'!!!!
Thu, 20-Jun-13 10:47 AM (10 years ago)
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Stay classy San Diego!
Thu, 20-Jun-13 10:29 AM (10 years ago)
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'The Wanted'....walks like Rhainna. Makes me fucking homicidal
I realise Rhianna is incorrectly spelled
(10 years ago)
its actually spelt rihanna tongue
(10 years ago)
Bah! Twice wrong. Oh well, can't say I'm a big fan
(10 years ago)
Thu, 20-Jun-13 10:10 AM (10 years ago)
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I will never understand the German (and other) fascination for pissing on each other
Each to there own i guess mate smile
(10 years ago)
Takes all sorts I guess. Baffles me though
(10 years ago)
awkward indeed
(10 years ago)
And smelly
(10 years ago)
Thu, 20-Jun-13 9:57 AM (10 years ago)
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I don't suppose anyone is up for a bit of fun today?
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And by that I mean a boardgame, maybe a movie....nothing dirty. Bloody pervs!
(10 years ago)
Thu, 20-Jun-13 8:17 AM (10 years ago)
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Yawn and stretch!
farts..... Miss A_C
(10 years ago)
Ha!! Very good but actually, no
(10 years ago)
Tue, 18-Jun-13 6:30 AM (10 years ago)
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C'mon then Tuesday, let's have ya!
Mon, 17-Jun-13 3:13 PM (10 years ago)
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What a terrifcally dull day
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Mon, 17-Jun-13 8:34 AM (10 years ago)
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At the risk of becoming unpopular (or even more so) why do so many people gob off on their profiles?
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Not trying to annoy anyone, I'm just saying. Anyway, hope y'all have a good day xx
(10 years ago)
and you
(10 years ago)
and you also...altho mine is now night time smile
(10 years ago)
I know, I just keep on digging don't I?? I know what I mean. No offnce meant, hoepfully none taken
(10 years ago)
non at all, we all have our different ideas about this placesmile
(10 years ago)
Mon, 17-Jun-13 7:33 AM (10 years ago)
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Too much garlic. I forsee people treating me like a leper today
Mon, 17-Jun-13 7:06 AM (10 years ago)
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Morning all
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morning (:
(10 years ago)
A wet and miserable one at that!
(10 years ago)
hello smile
(10 years ago)
Hi Safire
(10 years ago)
Fri, 14-Jun-13 10:21 AM (10 years ago)
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How do peeps?
not a clue
(10 years ago)
Right handed here grin
(10 years ago)
How do.......it means how are you doing
(10 years ago)
Thu, 13-Jun-13 10:23 AM (10 years ago)
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Keep calm and chive on
Wed, 12-Jun-13 3:17 PM (10 years ago)
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Wednesday. Pub
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Tue, 11-Jun-13 10:33 AM (10 years ago)
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Anyone from Birmingham out there?
Obviously I know there are other people from Birmingham, I meany more specifically on this site
(10 years ago)
Wed, 5-Jun-13 8:54 AM (10 years ago)
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Wank wanky wank wank, wank wank!
wanker! tongue
(10 years ago)
Frequently
(10 years ago)
love wanking
(10 years ago)
Fri, 24-May-13 10:32 AM (10 years ago)
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Happy Friday ya dirty pervs!
happy friday bigger perv (; x
(10 years ago)
Mon, 20-May-13 5:33 AM (10 years ago)
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Yo yo yo party people!!!! Well, good morning anyway
Wed, 15-May-13 12:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Afternoon kids
wonderfully, thank you. You?
(11 years ago)
Fair I guess. Perving when I should be working and the rain has (temporarily) stopped so I can't complain x
(11 years ago)
Oh and my football club are staying in the Premiership so there's another reason to be cheerful x
(11 years ago)
see? bet you can think of loads more
(11 years ago)
Hmmmm, let me see. Ah yes, gym tonight which I actually enjoy then shower, then pub. Oh and my lunch was quite nice. Oh happy day........
(11 years ago)
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