)billpowers's Recent Statuses
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Tue, 1-Nov-11 9:05 AM (12 years ago)
Locked myself out of the house today... $150 for a locksmith, $120 excess on house insurance... So that's brick 1, window 0...
Wed, 28-Sep-11 10:08 AM (12 years ago)
am kinda bored so i sprayed tyre shine on my balls and it looks fuckin awesome.., anyone else done this..?
Wed, 28-Sep-11 9:37 AM (12 years ago)
was in south america last week when my laptop screen died... went to a repair shop, walked out buzzed outta ma brain with a lizard under my arm.., fuck knows what that was all about...
Sat, 24-Sep-11 7:34 AM (12 years ago)
A friend once told me i suffered from thought disorder.. I didn't have a clue what he was on about so i just hit him.., whoever he was...
Sat, 24-Sep-11 7:29 AM (12 years ago)
I can accept green tree frogs being a part of the country, but must they smile up at you like that in the toilet bowl while you're takin a leak..?
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Sat, 24-Sep-11 6:53 AM (12 years ago)
I had to try so hard to wake up this morning, only to realise 2 hours later that it was a fuckin big mistake... hindsight depresses me, it can get fucked....
Thu, 22-Sep-11 7:50 AM (12 years ago)
I went to a stand up comedy night and got thrown out by a bouncer.. I fucked his mother the next night so i think i got the last laugh after all...
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Fri, 9-Sep-11 8:02 AM (12 years ago)
ok, that's it, blue pill time... have fun you fuckin sickos! 
Fri, 9-Sep-11 7:32 AM (12 years ago)
Some say i was fucked in the head when i was young but i don't mind, it kinda saved me from the hassle of the peak hour rush later on...
Fri, 9-Sep-11 7:23 AM (12 years ago)
I was pretty sure i was going to get lost going to where i had to go tomorrow, but then i got smart and put a trail of breadcrumbs to there today...
Thu, 8-Sep-11 7:22 AM (12 years ago)
Goldfish don't taste too bad after all.., but they do repeat a little...
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Tue, 6-Sep-11 7:51 AM (12 years ago)
I bought a bus ticket today but i wish i hadn't.., after 5 minutes it was fuckin worthless...
Wed, 17-Aug-11 7:27 AM (12 years ago)
I thought today was yesterday.., but i'm glad it wasn't as yesterday was a real fuckin bitch...
Tue, 12-Jul-11 7:44 AM (12 years ago)
It's the comedians who have talking puppets that really make me wonder. I mean, if you've got something completely under your control in your lap would you try to make it talk or teach it to dance..?
Mon, 30-May-11 8:32 AM (12 years ago)
I *blushing* brought some hold ups on the spur of the moment... I got stuck in a line in my bank so i thought i'd take them out and try them on... Well, didn't that cause a fuckin stink!
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Mon, 31-Jan-11 8:31 AM (13 years ago)
What's with the locked threads in GD..? Pre-emptive strike by NN..?
Thu, 27-Jan-11 2:51 PM (13 years ago)
I like to laugh a lot but sometimes my friends give me the padded room look again. That's ok, it's a good time to practice my sincere sad look, and make a kickass round of margaritas. Peyote solves
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Thu, 27-Jan-11 12:55 PM (13 years ago)
Nighty nite kiddies, the magnets are calling me. Sometims i feel positive about them, sometimes a little negative, it's 50/50 mostly...
Thu, 27-Jan-11 12:19 PM (13 years ago)
It's about time i fell down and went to sleep, but sometimes gravity has the opposite effect on me. Maybe i should've never listened to Dwanye Hoover about putting all those magnets in my ceiling...
Tue, 25-Jan-11 11:58 AM (13 years ago)
it's interesting to draw lines in the sand from time to time in life... and if ur with it, there aren't ever too many real surprises, or disappointments...
Tue, 25-Jan-11 11:34 AM (13 years ago)
Sometimes i watch comedians on the TV and you know, i just fuckin laugh at them...
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