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Tue, 12-Jul-11 7:44 AM (12 years ago)
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It's the comedians who have talking puppets that really make me wonder. I mean, if you've got something completely under your control in your lap would you try to make it talk or teach it to dance..?
i had a talking puppetonce... but he backchatted to much...
(12 years ago)
Ya shoulda traded him in for a female puppet and then dealt with it properly...
(12 years ago)
um i really cant be gettin my head around this status, i fear my imagination is in over drive
(12 years ago)
haha yeah i had blow up girlfriend once, but i felt our relationship was too much of a charade!!
(12 years ago)
lol i bet she got a flat and you had to drag her down to the servo for a pump up
(12 years ago)
Don't worry purr, it sounds like it's in the right place... wink
(12 years ago)
actually she seemed to enjoy it with a bicycle pump... kinky little minks...
(12 years ago)
id love to see that,pull up next to the airline open the car door n blow the mrs up
(12 years ago)
forget the blow up gf's thirdlegedman, i've found that they're nothing but fukin airheads...
(12 years ago)
well there was one thing, she never complained about where i took her... but don't ask her to cook anything!!
(12 years ago)
at least if you took her swimming she mite save your life
(12 years ago)
Nice to see you again after all this tine purr.., take care kiwi... smile
(12 years ago)