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Lancashire Lad's Recent Statuses
Thu, 28-May-15 10:54 PM (8 years ago)
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bored stiff.... more stiff that bored smile
well, that is more creative than the usual "bored and horny"
(8 years ago)
Wed, 22-Oct-14 11:26 PM (9 years ago)
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how often do you view NN? I view it several times a day
at least once a month
(9 years ago)
Just daily
(9 years ago)
Tue, 12-Aug-14 8:04 PM (9 years ago)
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I like a nice small pair of tits, what size of tits do you like ? More than a handful is a waste.
all tits are great!
(9 years ago)
you almost got a titter from me with your comment smile
(9 years ago)
There is nothing wasteful about mine. lol
(9 years ago)
you've got great tits red
(9 years ago)
Mon, 11-Aug-14 12:13 AM (9 years ago)
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do you masturbate more than once a day?
very nice sexy...
(9 years ago)
I'm at least twice a day!! today's been 4 though lol
(9 years ago)
Uh, this one time at band camp...
(9 years ago)
i have
(9 years ago)
Yesss smile
(9 years ago)
Thu, 31-Jul-14 11:53 PM (9 years ago)
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nobody was there so I ha 1/4 chesseburger and fries at Flames in Blackpool near the Tapas bar
Wed, 30-Jul-14 10:13 PM (9 years ago)
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might go dogging after I've had a shower...
yes, being serious... smile
(9 years ago)
ive never been..how do you do it?
(9 years ago)
where d'ya go in Lancashire?
(9 years ago)
just go to well known areas where it takes place, park up alongside the other cars, usually they switch on and off interior lights, keep using brake lights or headlights on and off.. if it's safe to
(9 years ago)
do so get out , watch and sometimes they ley you join in.. beware of the police, sometimes they try entrapment etc.
(9 years ago)
Tue, 15-Jul-14 10:35 PM (9 years ago)
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If you have a heart condition do you still have sex?
depends on the condition
(9 years ago)
I have chronic angina. sad
(9 years ago)
Sounds like a question for your doctor, actually...sorry about your condition sad
(9 years ago)
Tue, 8-Jul-14 12:16 AM (9 years ago)
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Do you wish there are more NN members in your area? I do !
He'll yeah
(9 years ago)
Nope! Keep em far away!
(9 years ago)
yes i do
(9 years ago)
Id get nto troubke if there were lol!
(9 years ago)
It would be dangerous. I'm with HC
(9 years ago)
Tue, 3-Jun-14 1:10 PM (9 years ago)
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Just had a close shave now it's summer... smile
now sit back for the heat rash smile
(9 years ago)
Fri, 7-Feb-14 4:40 PM (10 years ago)
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Sex is what you make it.. That is, if you get any !
its all in the Head anyway. if you have a good imagination you will have good Sex
(10 years ago)
tru dat , sweety// how very true brenda
(10 years ago)
Never a truer statement
(10 years ago)
Thu, 6-Feb-14 11:45 PM (10 years ago)
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If I was a banker I'd go in the vault to have safe sex?
bOObzman and bound_sighs like this
Dont give up the day job etc.
(10 years ago)
lol, This is a tough crowd!
(10 years ago)
it was worth a try...
(10 years ago)
try some "take my wife" jokes. this crowd loves them.
(10 years ago)
<<<<<is a banker!!! tongue
(10 years ago)
Tue, 4-Feb-14 11:57 PM (10 years ago)
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Home alone to moan and groan !!!
legz69 likes this
Fri, 10-Jan-14 7:39 PM (10 years ago)
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Now residing just outside Preston
BraGirl likes this
ahh my home town...joined in 04 and not one picture mister?? not even a profile picture??
(10 years ago)
07 my mistake...still
(10 years ago)
I attached a photo to the message you received from me...I deleted my naughty bits... LOL
(10 years ago)
Wed, 24-Mar-10 2:09 PM (14 years ago)
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anyone around East Lancs for fun ?
me me me me me me me
(12 years ago)