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Fri, 3-May-19 12:05 AM (5 years ago)
Cat on my lap decided to headbutt my glass as I was taking a drink... now I'm wearing half my drink. Cat owner problems 
Did you apologize to the cat? Clearly you were in the wrong here.
(5 years ago)
JediMasterBater likes this
I laughed really loud which offended her and she ran away, so then I apologized, obviously
(5 years ago)
I wish I could have a dog! I just don't have regular home time hours and usually end up spending 12+ hours away from the house at a time 
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
HAHAHA nah, my tits took the brunt of the splash, if you MUST know 
(5 years ago)
sounds like a setup Jedi! Who’s going to take the bait?
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
If I was your cat I would lick the drink off your tits. But thats just me LOL
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Then I'd have a tipsy kitty on my hands, pony haha
(5 years ago)
I would NEVER set you up shadow, I'm your wingman :LOL;
(5 years ago)
If I was your cat I would do cat stuff around you. Like spill stuff and not care
(5 years ago)
