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Tue, 17-Apr-18 5:42 PM (6 years ago)
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make a joke and i shall laugh
Ley-dd likes this
Why did the turtle cross the road?
(6 years ago)
to get to the other side lenny ?
(6 years ago)
No, Ley-dd, the turtle crossed the road because it was the chicken's day off.
(6 years ago)
That's the joke that landed a little boy (Michael Fishman) a career on a sitcom (Roseanne).
(6 years ago)
oh thanks lenny smile
(6 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
its the first line of a song!!!
(6 years ago)
all my jokes are barely legal, and by that I mean they are all almost 18 years old.
(6 years ago)
tanfas1 and curiousAdam like this
- - Paranoid - -
(6 years ago)
tanfas1 likes this
I thought you wanted to laugh.
(6 years ago)
Ley-dd likes this
me to lenny
(6 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
i did ty ty
(6 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
What did the Turkey say to the chicken? " Don't cross that road, because they will never stop going on about it" *gets coat and leaves*
(6 years ago)
Ley-dd likes this
K, TC. But then how did it get to the other side?
(6 years ago)
It didn't Wodja ran it over and claimed as road kill and ated it
(6 years ago)
lennynatural and Ley-dd like this
awwww
(6 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Maybe that's why they called in the turtle.
(6 years ago)
wouldnt the turtle be slower than the chicken
(6 years ago)
Maybe but the chicken had a hard time staying on course, he had a bird brain, the turtle was determined. And he was still ahead of the hare.
(6 years ago)
smile
(6 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
What's big and round and bounces?
(6 years ago)
NN's Overdraft?
(6 years ago)
cutensweet1 likes this
A big bouncy ball.. bouncebouncebounce
(6 years ago)
Ley-dd and lennynatural like this