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Thu, 17-Nov-16 7:52 PM (7 years ago)
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Feeling horny and wanting to use cum as lube to fuck over and over again!
^^ Would that be an inappropriate office Christmas card?
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Hallmark would 'lap' it up....
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon likes this
Prefaced by "I REALLY hope you can make it to the Christmas party!!!"
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Well that put me off of anything frothy for a while.
(7 years ago)
ah....but the "!" is the important thing here.It gives the whole emotion a sense of urgency. That heady,breathless feeling of power and depravity would be lost otherwise. It's pure literary genius.
(7 years ago)
One does not get genius from the desperate penius.
(7 years ago)
now you're splitting (pubic) hairs ..
(7 years ago)
It can't all be "A" material, Lynz.
(7 years ago)
True but do not put a condom on his creative juices as TC is on a retainer for the verses of next years valentines cards.
(7 years ago)
"Roses are red, my balls are blue..."
(7 years ago)
"Roses are red, my balls are blue, I wonder if tiger will cum down my flue"
(7 years ago)
it has a ring to it...
(7 years ago)
No, but I'll drop some firecrackers down the chimney when I see you nodding off in the chair. tongue
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
^ Harsh but fair!
(7 years ago)
Tigersteaks13 likes this
cruel.............but effective
(7 years ago)
Tigersteaks13 likes this
Mean, but hilarious!
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
I would actually love to go to ~tigers bar, I bet after 5 mins...we would get on: )
(7 years ago)
Tigersteaks13 likes this
you'd have to walk up with a lit firecracker and ask where the fireplace was
(7 years ago)
that is a given , Just; )
(7 years ago)
He'd be in for a rough time. No fireplace.
(7 years ago)
I has game...
(7 years ago)
and dynamite ......
(7 years ago)