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Fri, 15-May-15 10:12 PM (8 years ago)
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Do pharmaceutical companies think their ads through... Viagra and Cialis... "If you maintain an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, call your doctor." Seriously? Not me!!! LADIES!!!
I love the disclaimers on your Merican ads ..... this lovely healthy, life changing, you cannot live without pill .... may cause you to DIE grin
(8 years ago)
Hello RN smile smilexxoo...........smile smile..............hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
underdog
(8 years ago)
I love the one that say do not take if your allegic to *said med* How do you know if you havent taken it?
(8 years ago)
Hello Ms Undie! Kisses and hugs to you, hun! And a big slurp up the Y!!!
(8 years ago)
Hey DS, the nice thing about the Merican life style is that when we do die at least we'll live up to the term... "Stiffs"!!! Buh! dump! bump! dump! Cymbal crash!
(8 years ago)
If a man dies from a continual hard on, is it really a bad thing?
(8 years ago)
yes tighty if hes's dead its not good ..lol tongue
(8 years ago)
MN, I'm not sure how a person would know if they were allergic to the med. I guess their wiener would fall off!
(8 years ago)
But the way he want was outstanding!
(8 years ago)
Tightly didn't your mom tell you that it's never good to waste good meat???
(8 years ago)
No. My sisters did. That's why I don't waste a drop
(8 years ago)
MMmmm!!! Efficient, too! But somehow I hear a lot of cat fights in your house while you were growing up... Sisters! Love 'em or club 'em.
(8 years ago)
lol
(8 years ago)
Tight, I suppose having your sisters versus your mom to tell you that little fact was way better than your dad telling you that, huh?!!!
(8 years ago)
My Mother was gone by the time I was 10. My Dad gave me a talk and so did my sisters. It got done and I was covered.
(8 years ago)
Tight, I'm truly sorry! I didn't mean to make light of a bad situation. If it's any consolation I was adopted at 9 months and moved to the states at 3 yrs.
(8 years ago)
I always think of the SNL skit about "dr porkenheimer's boner juice" when I hear that pharse. If you haven't seen it you can U of Tube it. [ :
(8 years ago)
My adopted parents passed on 4 months from each other. Of course, I wasn't as young as you when you lost your mom. Again, I'm sorry.
(8 years ago)
Night, it is perfectly okay. She wasn't a good Mother and was better off without her.
(8 years ago)
Hi MrMrsFX, what phrase is that?
(8 years ago)
" If you maintain an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, call a Friend & Brag about it! " - SNL
(8 years ago)
^^^^good idea
(8 years ago)
Tight, it sounds like your dad did a fine job with you and your sisters. My hat's off to him. Family first and foremost!
(8 years ago)
xo
(8 years ago)
LOL!!! MrMrsFX that sounds like a tee shirt slogan!
(8 years ago)
You should check out the u - tube click of it... it's pretty damn funny.
(8 years ago)
Back at ya, Tight!
(8 years ago)
*clip . Anyhow, cheers! (Mr.)
(8 years ago)
G'day! MrFX, nice to talk with you! And I'll have to U tube that clip!
(8 years ago)