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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Thursday, June 13, 2024, 6:23:18 PM- Just a couple (for now) | ||
Signs aliens are among us: Ever walk into a room and forget why you went there? You saw an alien and it zapped your memory. Ever sit down and, without falling asleep, POOF! a chunk of time has flown by? Same answer as above, only this time they were having a party and it took some time to clear everyone out. Stay tuned... there will be more when my memory returns. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, June 12, 2024, 7:04:37 PM- Yo Momma | ||||||
From the time I was a teenager, we told 'yo momma' jokes. Usually starting with either 'so ugly' or 'so fat'. Thanks to an old friend, I heard one today I'd have loved to have known 'back in the day': 'Yo momma so nasty, she sucks your xxxxxxxxx's dick - then comes in and kisses you good night'.  | ||||||
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| Tuesday, June 11, 2024, 7:20:18 PM- Catastrophy or salvation? | ||
A good friend of mine posted something on Facebook today about the Titanic sinking and how many of the rich at that time gave up their seats to save others. It got me thinking... faced with the same situation, would the mega rich today do the same? Or could our profoundly better communications have saved more lives? ~ | ||
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| Monday, June 10, 2024, 6:28:07 PM- Greased lightning | ||||||
It's been in the 80s here lately, so I usually wear shorts and a tee shirt on my daily walks. This morning I opened the front door to 50 degree weather. Like a shot, I turned around, went back inside and put on sweat pants and a hoodie. By Friday it's supposed to be 90 degrees outside. Too bad I can't go walking au naturale then. ~ | ||||||
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| Sunday, June 9, 2024, 5:19:41 PM- Perception | ||
How old you seem to others is a duel edged sword. I talked to a man Thursday, age in his late 60s, who thought I was younger than him and he was shocked when I told him I am older than he is. A few hours later I talked with a lady in her 40s who thought I was the same age as her great grandfather (who is in his 80s), because of the 'old stuff' I talked about. Age is not only physical. It's how others perceive you as well. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, June 8, 2024, 5:34:19 PM- Enjoy | ||
The old saying is: 'The best things in life are free'. Good friendships, nature and laughter (sometimes a deep cleansing cry as well) don't cost a dime. It's amazing to me how many people won't put forth the effort to enjoy life. ~ | ||
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| Friday, June 7, 2024, 4:29:06 PM- Yes I am | ||||||
You know you're getting old when the highlight of your day is getting new tires on your car. But, I think back to when I was 21 and could barely afford to buy one tire. So I suppose I'm satisfied, maybe even a little bit smug. ~ | ||||||
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| Thursday, June 6, 2024, 4:13:49 PM- June 6, 1944 | ||
D-Day. My father's war. I had one uncle who fought in Europe. He was captured by the Germans. He also escaped from two POW camps. My father served in the medical corp in the Pacific. I would not be here writing this today if not for the bravery of my father's generation. 80 years ago. I will always remember and be thankful. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, June 5, 2024, 4:10:43 PM- People - ugh! | ||
I decided to get new tires for my car. I shopped around and found a pretty good deal. Took my car in to buy the tires. After taking all 4 tires off my car, I was informed the place didn't have the tires in my size. The next closest was $500.00 more. I said no, just put my tires back on and I'll be leaving. I wasn't charged for any labor, but when I got home I found out they 'forgot' to put my valve stem caps back on. I found another place that will put on 4 new tires for $100.00 more than the other place. And they have them in stock. Lesson learned about deceptive sales tactics. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, June 4, 2024, 7:11:23 PM- The meaning of life | ||
Three letters: D O G And it spells G O D backwards. I don't think it's a coincidence. ~ | ||
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