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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, August 12, 2018, 1:17:16 AM- Old Classic | ||
I met a woman who wanted me to give her 9 inches and make her bleed, so... I did her 3 times then punched her in the nose.  | ||
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| Friday, August 10, 2018, 7:09:25 PM- Quandry. | ||
I got some powdered water, but don't know what to mix with it.  | ||
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| Thursday, August 9, 2018, 6:27:25 PM- Naive | ||
Saw some comments on FB about cheating in professional sports. Seriously, people actually believe that no one on their team cheats? It is to laugh. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, August 8, 2018, 6:51:51 PM- Indeed | ||
Stopped by the local BMV to get my license renewed Tuesday. I waited 25 minutes until my number was called. The rest took (including new photo) under five minutes. I must have scribled my name on around ten forms. Almost made me feel like a Hollywood star. lol My most memorable moment: Unlike in the past, the BMV no longer asks for a big, toothy smile, which would always come out looking goofy. Now you can smile, but you are asked not to show any teeth. Two thoughts on that: 1. It covers up some bad dental work people might have and 2. Makes it easier to find you in facial recognition software. And so it goes... ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, August 7, 2018, 7:01:39 PM- Quote | ||
"All the world's a stage..." - Shakespeare Damn, there sure are a lot of drama critics out there, you know? ~ | ||
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| Monday, August 6, 2018, 6:46:13 PM- Loving it! | ||
The Boston Red Sox, my favorite baseball team, completed a four game sweep of their arch-rivals the New York Yankees Sunday night for a commanding 9 1/2 game lead. They tied the game in the bottom of the ninth, scoring 3 times off the Yankees premier closer, Araldis Chapman, then won it on a walk off single in the bottom of the 10th. It is so much fun to watch this team play every day. Sox rule, Yankees drool!  | ||
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| Sunday, August 5, 2018, 7:47:22 PM- Odd | ||
Yesterday I saw a milf running from her backyard (where her pool is) nude to the front door, being followed by a couple of younger guys, also nude. No worries, though. They were all laughing. | ||
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| Sunday, August 5, 2018, 12:11:02 AM- What goes around... | ||
... comes around. I'm always chuckling whenever I see something that is old but is being promoted as being new. Cothing styles, movies and t.v. shows are just a few examples. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 3, 2018, 6:33:46 PM- Timber! | ||
A ladder fell over at work with a loud bang. I immediately hit the ground. I looked around and no one else had dove for cover but me. I stood up and dusted myself off. A co-worker asked me if I was ex-military. No, I replied, I came from a rough neighborhood. | ||
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| Thursday, August 2, 2018, 6:46:17 PM- True | ||
What else can a child say when it's time to stop breast feeding, but: Thanks for the mammaries. | ||
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