A woman is at the gynaecologist office for a routine 'inspection'.

"Doctor", she says, "I keep finding these postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina."

The doctor says to her:

"Those are not postage stamps. They are banana stickers."

Ba-dum-bum

Maybe colorized, but Babe Ruth in color:


Also, a submariner pitcher, slow motion of the Babe's swing and an early attempt at instant replay.

Good little film.

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It's hot outside, which means it will be hotter inside today when I get to work.

I woke up today with a nagging voice telling me to quit.

I'm wanting to retire this year and days like this make me want to just

throw in the towel and walk away.

I'm not hurting financially,

but I don't feel like the time is now to let go.

So I will suck it up and go in today,

even though my mind wants to be somewhere else.

Being an adult with a nagging conscience is no piece of cake.

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My view on Mondays.

Yes, it's that time of year:

89 degrees with 87% humidity

or, as I call it -

Sticky time.

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Grabbed a frozen pizza at the supermarket.

I saw bacon on the package.

When I took it out of the refrigerator to bake, I noticed what I'd missed before:

CANADIAN bacon.

So I put bbq sauce on it, baked it and had myself a barbecue ham pizza.

Sorry, but Canadian bacon is basically ham.

Next time I'll read the package closer.

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A lovely, harmonic little love song:

Left vs. right

Gay vs. straight

Black vs. white

and now it's

Vaccine or not.

Can't we agree on ANYTHING in this country?

I've been smelling smoke lately.

Meteorologists on t.v. tell me it's because the jet stream is carrying the smoke from the western wildfires east.

It doesn't really put my mind at ease,

but keeps that hypochondriac part of me from freaking out.

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52 years ago, Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon.

I worked at McDonald's back then - my first real I-get-a-paycheck- minus-what-the-goverment-takes-out job.

On that day, the manager asked if anyone had a portable t.v. so that we could all watch this historic event.

A co-worker said he had one, but no car to pick it up.

I volunteered to drive him, so we went to his house, picked it up and drove back.

Three hours later we had a picture on the 13 inch screen.

As the moment unfolded, we were all crammed into the manager's office staring at the little screen.

We hadn't had a customer in an hour, which was unusual for that time of night and the manager joked that someone would not be paying attention to the event and would come in for a burger & fries.

Sure enough, as Armstrong started down the ladder, a customer came in and demanded to be waited on.

The manager looked at us all and told us the person with the least seniority had to go out and take care of the person.

To this day, I remember vividly being a 16 year old kid watching an historic event.

I also wonder how the kid who missed it because of one clueless customer remembers that night.

It was one small step for man, one potential bad memory for one small part of mankind.

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